Everyone: *in plane*
Admin: ATTENTION PASSENGERS, THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING. WE'RE GOING TO BE EXPERIENCING SOME HEAVY TURBULENCE SHORTLY SO PLEASE STRAP IN. THIS LOSER *points to England* BET THAT I COULDN'T DO A 360 BARREL ROLL IN THIS THING, LET'S JUST SAY IMMA BE $20 RICHER~
England: Oh no *jumps out of plane* FOR THE QUEEN!!!!
Italy: *jumps out of plane* PASTAAAAAA!!!!
Everyone: *jumps out of plane*
Japan: YAOI!!!!!
America: FREEDOM!!!!
Russia: VODKA!!!!!
Germany+Prussia: BEER!!!!!
Canada: *whisper screams* MAPLE!!!
France: LOOOOOOOVE!!!!*glomps England mid-fall*
China: *says totally original Chinese phrase*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia cRaPoLa
FanfictionJust what the title says, funny Hetalia Crap. Basically all the countries on crack >:D Have fun guys <3
