<Germany and America texting>
Germany: Pft
America: Oh
America: I KNOW that kind of PFT
Germany: Oh really?
America: THAT'S A CHALLENGING PFT YOU WANNA GO HOT SHOT?!
Germany: Not sure you can handle it it considering the fact that your hamburgers are rip offs stolen from Germany.
America: >:O YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.
Germany: Did I hit a soft spot, 'Hot Shot'?
America: OH YEAH, I INVENTED GOOGLE
Germany: I INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB
America: THE ASSEMBLY LINE
Germany: WHO TOOK IT AND MADE IT BETTER? OH RIGHT, ME
America: DISNEY TOOK YOUR FAIRYTALES AND ACTUALLY MADE THEM CHILD APPROPRIATE
Germany:I MADE FAHRENHEIT
America: Sucks for you, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO USES IT
Germany: Exactly, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
America: You're the stupid one who made it IN THE FIRST PLACE
Germany: YOU TOOK MY FOOD AND AND MASS PRODUCED IT TO TE POINT I AM DISGUSTED BY IT
America: WRONG
I
MADE
IT
EDIBLE
Germany: >:O

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Hetalia cRaPoLa
Fiksi PenggemarJust what the title says, funny Hetalia Crap. Basically all the countries on crack >:D Have fun guys <3