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<Germany and America texting>

Germany: Pft

America: Oh

America: I KNOW that kind of PFT

Germany: Oh really?

America: THAT'S A CHALLENGING PFT YOU WANNA GO HOT SHOT?!

Germany: Not sure you can handle it it considering the fact that your hamburgers are rip offs stolen from Germany.

America: >:O YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.

Germany: Did I hit a soft spot, 'Hot Shot'?

America: OH YEAH, I INVENTED GOOGLE

Germany: I INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB

America: THE ASSEMBLY LINE

Germany: WHO TOOK IT AND MADE IT BETTER? OH RIGHT, ME

America: DISNEY TOOK YOUR FAIRYTALES AND ACTUALLY MADE THEM CHILD APPROPRIATE

Germany:I MADE FAHRENHEIT

America: Sucks for you, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO USES IT

Germany: Exactly, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

America: You're the stupid one who made it IN THE FIRST PLACE

Germany: YOU TOOK MY FOOD AND AND MASS PRODUCED IT TO TE POINT I AM DISGUSTED BY IT

America: WRONG

I

MADE

IT

EDIBLE

Germany: >:O

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