England: *blissfully sitting down and drinking tea*
America: *pops up behind Iggy Brows singing*
We threw your tea in a well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
We ran away as it fell
You shits were in our way~
England:*spits out tea* YOU WANKER!
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Canada: *admiring peaceful scenery*
America: *jumps off nearest tree singing*
Who lives in the U.S. and is totally free?
(Americans!)
Red, White and Blue and Star-Striped are we~
(Americans!)
If liberal nonsense be something you wish~
(Americans!)
Then dump all your tea and admit fries are not chips~
(Americans!)
Americans!
Americans!
AMERICANS!
AMEEEEERRRRIIIICCAAAAANNS!!!
Canada: *sighs and moves away*
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Axis: *sitting around kotatsu*
America: *jumps through window and breaks kotatsu singing*
So we put our flags up
Playing our song
The eagles fly awaaaaay
Being so free like yeah
Dumping out tea like yeah~
Germany: Jour paying for zhat.
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France: *asleep on the couch*
America: *sings in ear loudly*
F is for freedom we have in America
U is for U.S.A.
N is for nobody better diss America cuz it's Independence Day~
France: *screams like school girl* Sacré bleu!
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England:*quietly reading book*
America: *materializes next to him*
You're insecure
I know what for
It's because you lost the REVOLUTIONARY WA-A-A-AR~
England: *hexes America*
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All in honor of Independence Day! Happy Birthday America!!! Hell yeah B)
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Hetalia cRaPoLa
FanfictionJust what the title says, funny Hetalia Crap. Basically all the countries on crack >:D Have fun guys <3
