America Being America

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England: *blissfully sitting down and drinking tea*

America: *pops up behind Iggy Brows singing*

We threw your tea in a well

Don't ask me I'll never tell

We ran away as it fell

You shits were in our way~

England:*spits out tea* YOU WANKER!

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Canada: *admiring peaceful scenery*

America: *jumps off nearest tree singing*

Who lives in the U.S. and is totally free?

(Americans!)

Red, White and Blue and Star-Striped are we~

(Americans!)

If liberal nonsense be something you wish~

(Americans!)

Then dump all your tea and admit fries are not chips~

(Americans!)

Americans!

Americans!

AMERICANS!

AMEEEEERRRRIIIICCAAAAANNS!!!

Canada: *sighs and moves away*

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Axis: *sitting around kotatsu*

America: *jumps through window and breaks kotatsu singing*

So we put our flags up

Playing our song

The eagles fly awaaaaay

Being so free like yeah

Dumping out tea like yeah~

Germany: Jour paying for zhat.

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France: *asleep on the couch*

America: *sings in ear loudly*

F is for freedom we have in America

U is for U.S.A.

N is for nobody better diss America cuz it's Independence Day~

France: *screams like school girl* Sacré bleu!

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England:*quietly reading book*

America: *materializes next to him*

You're insecure

I know what for

It's because you lost the REVOLUTIONARY WA-A-A-AR~

England: *hexes America*

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All in honor of Independence Day! Happy Birthday America!!! Hell yeah B)

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