Prussia: *dead drunk* DO JOU LIKE TO DANCY DANCE?!?!?!?
Austria: *somehow, also dead drunk* HELLZ YEUH!!!!
Both:*rips off pants and shirts*
Both: *dancing seductively to a cornered German*
Germany: O_O
Prussia: *steps on pasta*
Italy: *crashes through the window* *deep narrator man voice* We'll meet tomorrow after the sun sets behind your house; you can chose your weapon.
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Hetalia cRaPoLa
FanficJust what the title says, funny Hetalia Crap. Basically all the countries on crack >:D Have fun guys <3