friends with benefits? [COMPLETED]

thirteen

"sure, if that's what brendon wants."

"that is what i want, thank you."

"ryden is so fucking real," vicky whispered under her breath.

the comment caused everyone to start laughing, including ryan and brendon.

the lunch was rather normal after that. almost too normal.

well, at least from the perspective of brent wilson three tables over.

he wanted to know everything about ryan and brendon's relationship; but he did know two key things.

1. they were boyfriends and both gay

2. they've fucked

and, to be honest, that was all the information he needed to ruin their lives for good.

especially ryan's.

he took christa from him. christa mullinger was going to be the girl he was hopefully going to marry and raise a family with. but, ryan fucking ross had to ruin that with his pre-gay charm and good fashion sense.

and, it's not his fault that he cheated. he was drunk and the girl was pretty, what can he say?

lmao. brent thinks like a douchebag and i know you guys don't want to hear his shit, so back to brendon and ryan.

the lunch was normal and so was the day.

until they got home and viewed something on a certain someone's tumblr that wanted to make them gouge their eyes out.

anonymous217

dear bishop gorman class of 2020,

i would like you all to know someone's secret for your own good, not just because of revenge like other cliche posts like this. this is extremely urgent.
the news is that ryan ross and brendon urie are fags.
they are also boyfriends, and they have...you know... before. i would recommend you say anything you want to them to get it off your chest, even if it isn't in the slightest something you should say. i mean, we have free speech, right?
these fucking fags ruin people's lives, and yours could be next. it's better to be safe then sorry.

sincerely,

anonymous217

"oh my fucking god."

"brendon, what are we going to do?" ryan asked angrily, tears forming in his eyes.

"i don't know, but i do know who wrote this."

"who?"

"brent."

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it's so fun to make brent the enemy in stories am i right