You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like derp.
You: omg
You: you liek derp?
Stranger: derp
You: r u derp or derpina?
Stranger: derp
You: im derpina XD
Stranger: hi derpina
You: hi derp ;)
Stranger: ;)
You: do many other ppl leik derp?
Stranger: I think so derp
You: rly? ur the first derp ive ever met
You: lmfao
Stranger: I am? derp
You: omg derp
Stranger: derpity derp
You: derp derp
Stranger: herp derp
You: herpy derpy derp derp derpity derp
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw9oJt0
Stranger: miss derp
You: yus?
Stranger: u miss derp
Stranger: I derp boy
You: yush
You: do you know any other derps?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I only derp
You: shame. i only derpina
You: OTP
You: ship it now
Stranger: Yush!!
You: !!!! yush we be derp together 5ever!
Stranger: derp 5evar&evar
You: XD
You: where in the derp are you?
Stranger: the land of north derp
Stranger: canaderp
You: omg! rly? always wanted to go derp!
Stranger: where's derpina live?
You: Derpland, in the United Derpdom AKA Great Derptain
Stranger: so derptastic!! <33
You: ikr!? it's derperllous!
Stranger: so derp much derp wow
You: what time is it in canaderp?!
Stranger: 1pm derp
You: omg! 6pm. it's British derp time XD
Stranger: but as long as derpina is happy ^^
You: yus! what temperature is it in Canaderp?!
Stranger: 23C :P iz hawt
You: wut
You: its leik
You: 27C here derp
You: lel
Stranger: hush ^^'
Stranger: still hawt
You: im dying doe :/
You: halp meh derp
Stranger: nuuuu derpina live!! DX
You: nuu im so sorry. im dying cos i too derping hot!
You: anyway was is derp getting up to on this derpy day?!
You: *what
You: derp
You: cant spell
You: derp?
Stranger: talking to derpina, facebookz and youtubez ^^'
You: kwl
You: im doing derp all AKA NOTHING
You: im so bored derp!!!
You: how many years has derp lived?
Stranger: eighteen years of derp
Stranger: how about derpina?
You: 15 derpy years ;)
Stranger: eyy!! ;)
You: does derp have anything fun to do?
Stranger: hmm... derp doesn't know
Stranger: derp only has video games and people to talk to onlinez
You: derpina is so bored. all derpina can do is ship us XD fo dayz
You: video, games
You: ?
You: what sort?
Stranger: LOL shipping is fun derp XD
I think derpina just met her OTP. XD
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