Random Shizz That Will Confuse The Hell Outta You

How I write my books (in 18 easy steps)

Step 1: open word document

Step 2: stare at previous chapter for 20 minutes

Step 3: insert new blank page and name it 'Chapter [number]'

Step 4: stare at blank page for 20 minutes

Step 5: go on youtube, facebook, instagram, twitter and wattpad

Step 6: come back to Word 4 hours later

Step 7: stare at blank page

Step 8: return to social networking

Step 9: get a sudden idea after spacing out in numerous fantasies and daydreams for an hour

Step 10: realise the time is 11pm, write down your awesome idea in half an hour

Step 11: go to bed

Step 12: continue writing your awesome idea on your ipod

Step 13: get 0 sleep as your brain is too excited on this awesome idea which took you a whole day to get

Step 14: go to school the next day as normal

Step 15: get pestered by your annoying friend and try to come up with a good excuse as to why you haven't written anything worth reading

Step 16: ?!?!

Step 17: return home from school and go into some other messed up dimension where you get all your magical writing done

Step 18: upload to wattpad. LIKE A BOSS.