Random Shizz That Will Confuse The Hell Outta You

In Morrisons

Just sort of... casually... begged my mum to buy Barbie in a Mermaid Tail 1 and 2... along with Swan Lake.

Yeah I'm totally normal.

Didn't get them in the end, decided I could bike down there tomorrow and buy them with my own money

They were £5 each! Come on! 

That's a bargain and a half isn't it?