Letters from a Comatose Patient

Letter #1

Dear (Cather) Wren,

Yes, you read that right.

I did that.

I know it's just your most favorite book in the whole wide world.

(The sarcasm was thickly laid there, if you couldn't tell.)

Actually, I find it absolutely adorable that while everyone else is fangirling over Fangirl, you, my dear Wrenbird, are busy despising it.

You haven't explained that to me yet, but I suppose you will.

I'll ask again sometime.

But you'll probably go off again on some tirade about the “stupid” fangirls of Rainbow Rowell and her Fangirl book.

Even though you're the exact same way about those—what was it?—Hayle Coven novels you're always prattling on about.

I love it when you prattle.

You're just so adorable when you aren't paying attention to yourself.

Okay, I'm done.

March 22,

Koda