Letters from a Comatose Patient

Letter #22

 Dear Wrenbird,

Guess what comes in less than a month?

I know it's just your most favorite thing in the world.

C'mon, guess—

Wait...

Okay, seriously hand?

Not cool.

Anyway, school's starting again soon.

I know you're just the most ecstatic about it.

Oh, man.

If you ever actually get your hands on these letters, I am so dead.

DEAD.

I should probably just stop now, huh?

Okay.

July 15,

Koda