Letters from a Comatose Patient

Letter #39

Dear Wrenbird,

My cheek is still smarting.

So, yeah, I know.

I kinda deserved it.

But your costume was just...

Wow.

It's not my fault you dressed as the goriest zombie I've ever seen.

And it's not my fault the first thing I thought of was, “Will you eat my brain?”

Okay, well, yeah.

That last little bit might've been my fault.

But not the accidental slipping of the tongue.

I did not mean for that to come out.

Especially not like that.

My God.

I'm such an idiot sometimes.

October 31,

Koda