This is a shitpost. My friends hate me lol. Who cares! Enjoy this random book of BEAUTIFUL ships.
Dont worry you can replace,my friends names with whoever you ship/hate irl. Btw this is supposed to be totally shit. Like tumblur shitposts at 3 am
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In the world of highschool there is a strange who was deemed makie smakie (Im sorry, not really lol), her name was McKenzie. There was also a popular boy named Nitsuga who was deemed Suga (tho I would've called him whale or somethin) McKenzie was fairly popular but never went on a date or liked anyone because like most girls we were #forever alone ┭┮﹏┭┮ Back to the story! Makie Smakie and Suga had started their 1st year of highschool making them freshmen. They were put into a class of rejects (yeah even tho we were in GAP we are now stupid) Grades didn't matter and like most generic highschool movies there were a lot of popular kids who were just.......... *inhales.... Stupid. Casual Class The students were either on their phone's, talking or cheating on homework. Nobody was really bullied. But the scenery was pretty rough. You got the dead meme lover. The bald eagle The ball freak The hair head The Swiftie The Thicc Chicken Nugget The Bitch (Try to guess who they are. They will be mentioned in this chapter so it'll be easy) Matthew was talking to Manuel about... idk boy stuff? Emi, Yliana, and Aaliyah were in a group talking with Makie. "Omg thanks to you guys my mom thinks I'm dating Suga! Now, she's fangirling hardcore at home!" Makie yelled to her friends "Well you like him." Yliana said "No I don't!" Makie said Matthew overheard this conversation and walked over "We could ask him if you want." Matthew said "Not you too!" Makie yelled shooing away Matthew "Oh come on! It's so obvious. Just admit it." Aaliyah said "Ugh. Th-thats not true." Makie said "Hahaha! Your face! Your face is pink!" Emiliano said "You guys suck." Makie said looking away from her friends gaze. Lunch "Hey Nitsuga. Do you like McKenzie?" Matthew asked "Huh? Sure I do." Nitsuga replied "Who do you like?" "Me?" Matthew asked "Yeah." Nitsuga said "Nobody really." Matthew said They continue talking Im actually glad not alot of people from school have wattpad. God everyone would hate me even more lol. Meanwhile at Makie group "Makie." "MAKIE!" Yelled Yliana "H-huh?" Makie stuttered "What were you thinking about?" Yliana asked "Was it you and Suga?" "No!" Makie said aloud "Well what were you thinking about?" Emi asked "Nothing. What about you guys huh!?" Makie asked "Food." "Taylor Swift." "Life." "Ughhhhhhh." Class Everyone was chilling and stuff. "Hey Kayka. Help me out here." Avy said "With what?" Kayla asked "Makie likes Suga. We need to pair them up." "Hell no." Kayla said "Why?" "I'm not helping with your evil scheme. It always gets me in trouble." "Fiiiinnneee." Back to Makie Makie's P.O.V "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU USELESS CHILDREN!" the teacher yelled (...... hehem) I wasn't listening. I saw everyone stand and walk around talking to their friends so I walked up to Yliana and Aaliyah "Hey gu-" Yliana cut me off "Makie, go partner with your boyfriend for the assignment. I'm with Aaliyah, Emi is with dead meme's and food (I UNINTENTIONALLY connected this chapter and the one before this chapter - Emi x Emily x Sasha lol)." "What assignment?" "The one the teacher just told us about." Aaliyah said "What? Why him?" "It's either him or Franky. Pick one. Your crush or the bully." Aaliyah told Makie "Good point." Later Makie had asked Suga and he accepted since it was her or Franky and ain't nobody teamin up with that... thing. (Just a mutual hate) "Hey McKenzie, can we finish the assignment at your house?" Suga asked "Um, what about yours?" Makie asked "Well the author decided that this relationship bends more in favor if it's at your house." "Oh, I guess that makes since, sure." Makie replied At Makie's House "So X equals 13 in (2x+9) • 3 = 105 (continues talking when) "I'm home!" Makie's mom yells from downstairs Makie's Thought Process Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! If she see's Suga here she'll think we're dating! Gotta hide him! Or something... Think! Think! Thin- "McKenzie?" "Huh?" "You were spacing out." Suga told me "Oh! Hide!" I yelled "Why?" (Read this as fast as u can) "Well....mymomthinkswe'redatingsoifshesee'syoushe'llfreakoutandstartfangirlingandsayingjowcuteacoupleweareeventhoughwearen'tdating. (my mom thinks we're dating so if she see's you she'll freak out and start fangirling and saying how cute a couple we are even though we aren't dating)." "So what?" Nitsuga said "What do you mean, so what?! My mother is crazy!" Makie yells "It doesn't matter what she thinks of us... do you know why?" Nitsuga asked "Cause she's old?" Makie said with a poker face "No, cause what she say's is partially true. We both like each other but haven't gone on a single date. So, what about it?" Nitsuga asked Makie's Face -
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Makie's Thoughts - "This boi... *internally screams" (My speed drawing) Back to the story "So what about it?" Nitsuga asked "What about what?" Makie asked "Will you go out on a date with me?" Suga asked "S-sure." Makie said blushing 3... 2... 1... "I HEARD EVERYTHING!! I'M SO PROUD! YOUR GROWING UP SO FAST!!! "GAH! MOM?! WHAT THE-" Makie yelled "Huh." "YOU! CHILD THANK YOU FOR DATING THIS POTATO CHILD (also, very smooth)." Makie's mom said to Suga "No problem." "WHAT?! YOUR JUST GONNA ACCEPT THAT SHE WAS EAVESDROPPING- WAIT, POTATO?!" Basically Makie's mom was fangirling and Makie and Suga started dating. They went to the same collage to. Idk if they will ever get married
I haven't slept at night for a week. I only sleep in the afternoon so i update at 3 or 4am. It stresses my out but whatever
