Classmate OneShot Shitposts

Suga x Matthew x Manny

Im not really sorry for this (σ՞ਊ՞)σ
Disclaimer: A LOT of dirty jokes lmao

Welcome to the troubling world of High School where almost everyone iss, well, high.
We have our 3 main protagonists: Matthew AKA Bald Eagle (even if he cant see this im still calling him this),
Manuel AKA Animeboy (im guessing you know what hentai is lil_Narwhal again, not sorry)
And Nitsuga AKA Sportkid (Or the person I cant understand cause, who likes physical activity, ugh).
They all havent come out of the closet. If ya'know what i mean.
It means they havent announced they were all gay btw.
They didnt like anyone specipically... yet.
(I regret ever making this book)
Life was hard (and so were other things lmao).
Lets look into the lives of these boys(..?)
Matthew's P.O.V
"Alright so lets go to the park after school to play soccer." Nitsuga said (idk what he talks to his friends about ssoooooo roll with it)
"Sure." Ruben said
"Sorry guys, Im grounded." I told them
"Too bad, join us next time dude(?)." Nitsuga told me
"You got it."
"What about you Manny?" Nitsuga asked
"Sorry, I have to talk to Angel." Manuel replied
"Sure." Nitsuga said.
He gave me a bro hug (y'know that thing where you clasp hands and pull each other in {ahem thats what she said} and then pat your partner's {( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)} back, yeah, thats what I mean) and we headed off to class.
It suddenly felt hot as I walked away.
I wonder why.
It didn't matter so I headed to Social Studies.
Manuel's P.O.V
As we all parted ways I patted Matthew and Suga on the back.
I felt nervous walking away.
I headed to Calculus.
In the classroom we were just studying. There was a question on the board.
And since the author was to lazy to write a complex equation here is a simple one:
70 - 1 = (A dirty joke.)
The answer was 69. Cause that is the answer to everyth- no I'm just joking.
"Now can anyone tell me the answer?" Mr.NoName asked the class
"Ahh yes, Ms.Aubrey (who hates me for these jokes lmao)"
"69." Aubrey said
At the same time i said
"*cough mouthwash *cough."
(Smooth manny, smooth)
Everyone laughed but the teacher didn't understand. Thank god
Nitsuga's P.O.V
As we all walked off and i got 2 pat's on the back I was blushing inside but didn't show it.
I went to gym and by the end I was exhausted.
I headed to my locker, number 1738. (Just a song ref.)
I met up with Matthew there.
"Hey dude. How was your class?" I asked
"Boring." He replied
I just shook off some sweat and Matthew atarted complaining.
"Hey, watch it." He told me
"Sorry."
"Whatever, just watch where you shake next time." He added
"K"
"Wow, sounds like a married couple." Manuel said out of the blue
"Ew. Dude. Thats gay." Matthew told him
"Whatever, we're all gonna be late." Manuel told us
"Shit."
We all headed off
Silently the author who was also running late, being the otaku that she is, wrote everything that happened down and said: "I sense the next Yuri x Victor (#gayanimeof2016)."
My P.O.V
3 Months Later
Nitsuga invited his friends over but only Matthew and Manuel could come.
They all decided to play truth or dare because of plot development.
"Truth." Matthew said
"Who do you like?" Manuel asked
"I dont know." Matthew said.
Then suddenly Nutsuga stood up and walked out of his room
"Well that was weird." Manuel said "Can you just tell me who you like?"
"C'mon, tell me." Manuel insisted obnoxiously
"Uh. I havent come out yet!" Matthew said immediatly regreting it
"Wow. Your gay too huh?" Manuel asked
"Yeah. You too then?"
"Uh huh."
"Hold, up let me get some info from my informtion gatherer at school
Logs onto discord #deadchat btw
Matthew hey got any info on the gay's at school
Midnight Yeah, that and the crushes our classmates have, everyone's personal interests, phone numbers and addresses
Matthew How did u get all that?
Midnight It's easy to hack the school's database
Mattew Anywayy back to the topic
Midnight Hmm, so far you, Manuel, Nitsuga, Enzo, Eddie, Emi (bi), and thats about it.
Matthew .........k. Thanks.
Midnight Pay up.
Matthew What do you want?
Midnight Signatures from our classmates. I need to forge some. Just make them sign a fake petition on school lunch or somethin.
Matthew Fine. Thx
Midnight Nice doin buisness baldy
"You contacted that mysterious hacker from the school web right?" Manuel asked
"Our entire class knows who it is." Matthew replied
"Whatever. Anyway what did you get?"
"Nitsuga is one of us."
"Cool, lets confront him." Manuel said
2 min later
Nitsuga came back after 5 minutes.
"Dude. Are you gay?" Matthew asked
"No."
"We asked the hacker."s
"Ughhhhhh. Yes." Nitsuga said
"Looks like we all have come out from the closet."
DiBng
"Let me get it." Matthew said "Oh it's from Midnight." Matthew thought
Midnight Where r u?
Matthew Suga's
Midnight whos there with u & suga
Matthew manny
Midnight great! U all like each other. Ive watched u 3 for a while so this tip is free
Matthew what?!
Midnight cya

.....
"Suga do you like one of us as more than friends?" Matthew asked "and what about you manuel?"
Since i cant write sap like this we'll skip. Use ur imaginations
They all confessed to each other (oof)
"Now there is only one thing to figure out." Suga said
"What?" Manny asked
"Who's top and who's bottom."
And IMMA END IT THERE HEHE