Lmao idfk anymore
One peaceful day in fucking hell.
Sasha was watering the dead bushes while nagging her boyfriend Gabriel about feeding there skeleton dogs.
"Go feed them!"
"Fine. Fine."
They went off on doing their normal stuff. Waking up, eating, working, hunting, sleeping, repeat.
Emily - Sasha's bff - is a more peaceful person than Sasha and often refers to Sasha as a badass cause idfk
So, when Emily came over she opened her phone and showed Sasha pictures of them from when they were alive. Cause this is hell.
Now, Sasha and Emily weren't alive because they died from an epidemic, although they were in their early twenties they still went to university.
"Ugh we have to go to that hell hole." Emily sighed
"We're already in hell tho." Sasha retorted
"Yeah, yeah." Emily said waving away the remark
*bump
"Oh Gabriel your here today." Emily said after bumping into him
Sasha walked to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek before walking to class.
Class started per usual and it, as expected, was boring.
Everyone just watched YouTube, played games, read stories on Wattpad and Webtoons, etc.
Kenzie and Kayla were, again, as per usual, being retards while Yline, Emi, and McKenzie were off discussing who knows what.
Manuel, Matthew and Nitsuga, were off being gay. (Unfortunaly Manny got a girlfriend - Deanara - update, they broke up, a lot of ppl bet over 5 dollars they would break up sooooooo yeet)
Emily joined up with Yliana and left Sasha with Gabriel.
They talked for the entire class and occasionally Sasha would tease Gabriel.
Time Skip 10 years
Sasha and Gabriel Fucked. The end :)
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