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One beautiful day inside of Yline's house...
She was scrolling through her social media. She came up upon Emily's newest instagram post on her home page.
On the post was a large amount of pictures of her bff - Emiliano. Seeing this Yliana thought about the two as a couple. Her newest OTP. Emilyano.
"DING DONG BITCH."
Yliana heard what seemed to be Emiliano ringing on her doorbell and yelling. She got out of her comfy seat and headed towards the door. When she opened it she was surprised to see Emily and Emi.
"What do you want?" Yliana asked, annoyed that she was robbed of her time. "Bitch lets get some food!" Emi replied sassily
Emily nodded agreeing with Emi's statement. "Fine" Yliana said "but I'm picking the place."
"If I get them spaghetti they can have a Lady and the Tramp moment." Yliana thought to herself. She called up Olive Garden and ordered two dishes. One spaghetti and chicken wings.
Yliana took the wings to her bedroom and placed the spaghetti infront of the two "lovebirds".
"Here. I can't afford food." Yliana lied "so you're gonna have to share since I'm not hungry."
"Whatever." Emily said
The two sat next two each other on barstools at the kitchen island.
Yliana observed them scrolling through their socials then headed to her room to each her chicken.
Yliana finished in like five minutes and snuck up to Emily. She then quickly pushed Emily's chair causeing Emily to fall onto the scrawny boy-Emiliano.
They kissed to say the least. Even better, Yliana had it all on tape.
Needless to say Emi and Emi were pretty upset. But they had both liked each other without the other knowing.
They eventually started dating. Daily makeouts, hickeys etc. Yliana would tease the couple multiple times.
Skip a few years and they eventually get married. Emily would've prefered to marry AJ Pollock but her bff/highschool sweetheart was the next best choice for her.
Emiliano wanted kids so eventually (and I'm gonna put it bluntly) they fucked (YAy CoNGrAts gUYs!)
Then...
Yliana woke up. She was a 22 year old working at _________(insert job). She had just dreamed about Emi and Emily's life. Noice 👌
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