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*Jesy and her three children*

Leigh: Girls, lately we've been nothing but a headache to Jesy. What do you think we can do about it?

Jade: Um, massage her temple?

Perrie: Wow, I didn't know that Jesy's that rich. She has her own fucking temple!

Leigh: Ugh, why do have to be so dumb?

Perrie: I don't get it.

Leigh: See?

Jade: Okay, back to the topic: how about, every time we do something that may annoy her, we will immediately give her a bunch of paracetamol (acetaminophen).

Perrie: For what?

Jade: To relieve the pain in her head. Duh.

Leigh: Don't you think she's doing that since Perrie entered her life?

Perrie: Well that's pretty offensive.

Leigh: Whatever. Next idea please.

Jade: Aha! What if we prepare something for her -- a dance number and a heartfelt song that she'd definitely appreciate.... like a tribute!

Perrie: Ohhhhhh, I like it.

Leigh: But I think a tribute is being done for a person who passes away. Jesy's alive and breathing so...

Jade:

Perrie:

Leigh:

Hatchi:

Harvey:

Kyro:

Jade: Have you seen my super  dangerous poison?

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