*When Little Mix got you pregnant*
Jesy: Okay. I'm sure my boobs can provide the enough nutrients that the baby needs
Leigh: Are you sure that's mine? 'Cause as far I as know, my fingers got no sperms.
Perrie: Really? Now my pets have their new playmate! This is so exciting!
Jade: What? Where? Why? How? When? A baby? I thought I'm your baby?
*minutes later*
Jade: Hmmmm.....Do you think it will be a unicorn? Or a little mermaid? Ohhhhhh, since I'm Kween Jade, we will call her Princess Jasmine.
You: What if it's a boy?
Jade: Then it's not mine.
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[ I really don't know why are you reading these shits 😂 ]
