*At school*
Teacher: Okay Class, we will have a special activity, so bring any of your parents tomorrow.
*The Next Day*
Teacher: Jade, who’s this another lady here?
Jade: Miss Pinnock, this is my girlfriend Perrie.
Perrie: Hi
Miss Pinnock *slightly confused* : Okay, but, I did say that you have to bring either your mum or dad right?
Jade: But sometimes I call her ‘Daddy’. I thought it counts.
Also Jade: And there are other times that I would call her 'Mommy'. So basically, she's my third parent.
Miss Pinnock: .....
Also Miss Pinnock: Why did I even sign up for this?
