Perrie: Jesy, can I go to the zoo?
Jesy: *sarcastically* No one’s interrupting you, Pez. Go on, meet your siblings there.
Perrie: I’m not meeting Jonnie and Caitlyn though…. But Yay!
Jesy: I wasn’t talking about your human siblings.
Perrie: Whatever.
Jesy: Text me when you arrived there. Call me when something strange happen, okay? And don’t forget your phone so I can call you for an update.
Perrie: *Deeply sighs* Yes mother goose
…
Jade: Jess?
Jesy: Yes?
Jade: Um, can I go to a theme park?
Jesy: What kind of theme park you’re exactly planning to head to? And who are you with?
Jade: Myself and I’m going to Disneyland
Jesy: You mean you’re planning to go out of the country by yourself and you’re saying it just now?
Jade: Sorry?
Jesy: *sighs* Fine. But we’re going together. I won’t let you go by yourself. No one’s going to take care of you there.
Jade: Okay.
Jade: Thanks Jesminda aka my hot mama 😊😚
Jesy: 😎
…
Leigh: Jes-
Jesy: What is it, Leigh? Don’t tell me you’re off to somewhere too.
Leigh: No, but, I don’t know?
Leigh: Perrie’s going out, Jade’s going to Paris and you’re tagging along. How about me? Are you guys really going to leave me here? Alone?
Jesy: Oh shit, I forgot. Okay. Here’s the plan: we gonna have to wait for Perrie to comeback then we’re all going to Paris. I’m not gonna leave all of my children behind.
Leigh: Okay, but we’re married, Jesy. I’m not your child. Jerrie is.
Jesy: Oh, I forgot that too. Sometimes I think you’re my eldest daughter, to be honest.
Leigh: Because I’m that matured to be the eldest?
Jesy: No, because you’re obviously older than the two. Simple as that, yet you still act like a child and even tolerate our daughters and eventually join them on their shits.
Leigh: It’s called as a modern parenting, Jessica.
-I didn’t really know what shit is this 😂-
