Perrie: Babe?
Perrie: Baby?
Perrie: ?????
Perrie: Jade? Yoohoo?!
Perrie: Baby girl?
Jade: ......Yes?
Perrie: Oh, hey. Are you busy?
Jade: Not anymore, why?
Perrie: I'm bored.
Jade: And?
Perrie: Let's fuck.
Perrie: Oh God! I mean let's meet..... Then fuck, yeah.
Jade: Perrie! As much as I want to, I can't. I'm with my family, you know that.
Perrie: 🙄
Perrie: Sorry. But I'm kinda horny.
Jade: Gosh Pez. You're pretty blunt aren't ya? Please try to be more subtle. Baby Karl's sitting beside me. I'm afraid he might peek on my phone.
Perrie: 😂
Perrie: I'm sad to tell you that times like this, I don't care. Now go somewhere private.
Jade: Like Private school?
Jade: Hahahahaha. That's a good one, isn't it?
Perrie:
Jade: You didn't like the joke, did you? 😔
Perrie: No! I get it. I just let my laughter died down that's why I couldn't reply to you. That's very funny you know.
Perrie: HAHAHAHAHA
Perrie: My virtual reaction just got stuck on traffic
Perrie: Anyway, where are you now?
Jade: Bathroom.
Perrie: Good. Now send me some nudes.
Jade: 😏
Jade: Wait....
Jade:
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Perrie: Wtf are those?
Jade: Um, nude lipsticks? You asked me for that, right? Why though? Do want me to buy you one? What shade?
Perrie: 😂😂😂😂😂
Perrie: Babe I meant the other kind of nudes, not those.
Jade: Okay. Like this?
Jade:
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Perrie: 😦
Perrie: No babe!
Jade: ????
Jade: Then what?
Perrie: I mean a picture of you, naked.
Jade:
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Perrie: And who the fuck are those?
Jade: You asked for them. The band named Neiked. You know, the one who sang the song Sexual.
Perrie: Ugh 😥
Jade: Why?
Jade: ?????
Jade: Perrie?
