Dracula:
Looks evil
Looks middle-aged
Will suck your blood and kill you
Going into the sun makes him explode
Edward:
Looks constipated
Looks like he's 17 years old but he's really a 113 year old pedophile
He doesn't suck blood. He just SUCKS
Going into the sun makes him...
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Sparkle.
YOU ARE READING
That LOL Moment
HumorThat LOL moment when you realize the description of this book is just telling you to read it. I'm not that evil though, so here's a proper description: This book is filled with funny jokes (I hope) and things that are COMPLETELY ORIGINAL, but if I u...
