Librarian

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That LOL Moment when...

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NORMAL:

Me: Librarians have such an easy job. And they get paid like $50,000 a year!

Me: Mom, how do I become a librarian?

Mom: You need to get a masters degree in Librarian Studies.

Me: You mean I need to spend 6 years and $100,000 on learning how to scan a barcode and how to stack books? Meh, I'll just become a plumber.

STEREOTYPICAL, I REPEAT, STEREOTYPICAL ASIANS:

Me: Mom, when I grow up, I want to become a LIBRARIAN!

Mom: *with stereotypical accent* NO! YOU GET GOOD JOB, GOOD EDUCATION! BECOME A LAWYER! OR A DOCTOR! I HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS! NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT A- YOU GOT ON THE MATH TEST...I can't believe you got an A- on a CALCULUS TEST! COME ON, YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD, YOU'RE ALMOST AT HIGH SCHOOL!

Me: But mom...most kids my age are taking ALGERBRA 1!

Mom: Well son, I want you to be prepared ahead of time...

Me: *cough* Yea, six years ahead of time... *cough*

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