That LOL Moment

Did You See That Coming?

That LOL Moment when...

OK STICK WITH ME HERE YOU'LL GET THE JOKE AT THE END NO IT IS NOT INAPPROPRIATE BUT DON'T READ IF YOU THINK THE OPPOSITE GENDER STILL HAS COOTIES:

Psst...remember the title!

As Chase strolled across the beach, the glowing, pale white moon far, far above him, he spotted a girl peacefully laying on the cool, damp sand, a soft breeze ruffling through her light golden curls, chest unmoving, though the wind slightly billowed through her loose white shirt. Chase brushed his fingers through the length of his chestnut brown locks. The chilly air whipped past him as he began to sprint towards the unmoving girl, his legs straining to stretch farther and farther each time his bare feet pushed against the small clumps of sand, gaining a decent amount of ground each time. Finally, skidding to a stop, he paused for a second to catch his breath. He knelt down by the girl, the fluorescent shine from the moon illuminating her beautiful shut, pale eyelids, and her smooth, oval face. Chase began to lean towards her lips. His mouth touched hers and he began to breathe into her mouth. Suddenly, the girl awoke, shocking Chase. His dark brown eyes searched hers, and she breathed deeply for a few moments before, with a smiling face, said, "Thank you...you saved my life." "No problem," Chase easily replied back, "They taught me CPR in lifeguard training."

What? I'm sorry, is that not the ending you were expecting? Were you expecting...someone to bust in saying "OF COURSE, BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!"

Did you not get that reference? Me either, a friend mentioned it though, so at least one person was thinking it.

QUESTION: Am I good at writing NOT love stories?

Also yes I know this chapter is weird. O_o