That LOL Moment when...
As I walked through the cafeteria looking for a place to sit, I saw other students eyeing me, and whispering, "Hey, look at the new kid. What a dork." As I approached a table with a bunch of girls sitting there, gossiping, a kind looking one saw me and scooted over to make room. I went there to sit down, but before I reached the table the girl sitting next to her scooted over and took up the space that the nice girl had made. At this point, all eyes were on us. I made a grand gesture of taking a tape measure out of my backpack, and went on my knees by the bench where the evil devil and the nice angel were sitting. I took out the tape measure and began making measurements. Everyone in the cafeteria was watching my every move, including those sitting at the table before me. Finally, I stood up, and spoke to the mean girl, "Wow. You're taking up twenty-four inches more room than this kind girl is...how is your butt that big?"
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That LOL Moment
HumorThat LOL moment when you realize the description of this book is just telling you to read it. I'm not that evil though, so here's a proper description: This book is filled with funny jokes (I hope) and things that are COMPLETELY ORIGINAL, but if I u...
