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PBM questions!

Author: HELLLO EVERYONE!! Thank you for asking all those questions!!!!

Y/N: *winces* Was that necessary to yell in the beginning? My fucking ear.

Author: *pouts* don't be so salty Y/N. I can't believe you're still mad that I made you a Jeon.

Y/N: *eye twitches* You made me fucking married to that brat!! I was forced into that stupid frilly white dress and had people watch the god awful wedding through social media.

Author: Hehehe.... Well... It's not like you guys are actually married.... Like it is for the public but....

Y/N: PEOPLE THINK WE'RE MARRIED! GOD DAMMIT, I'M KNOWN AS THAT COCKY ASS BRAT'S WIFE.

Author: Haha.... Well.... *nervously laughs when noticing the ever so famous gun tucked into Y/N's jacket* EITHER WAY! Since Y/N was the only one talking so far, I would like to welcome the other BTS gang!! Welcome!

Namjoon: Thank you. It's an honor that you've invited all of us. *sends a polite smile looking hella crisp in a specially tailored suit.*

Jungkook: Stop pouting sweetheart. *raising a cocky eyebrow up as he eyes Y/N* I'm sure there better things that pretty lips can do. *sits beside Y/N, his hand moving to be placed on her knee*

Y/N: *snarls, lips curling as she glares* Oh, like what? Maybe biting your peanut size dick of—

Jin: Alright! That's enough you two! Can't you see poor Author trembling in her seat???

Author: I—well... I guess I'm a bit nervous in the presence of you all highly trained members of Bangtan...

Hoseok: Oh sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about. *Smiles sweetly* You haven't done anything to us Bangtan so we wouldn't bring any harm to you. Of course *paused eyes gleaming with something dangerous* unless you're hiding something from us, hm...?

Author: N-No way! I would never!

Yoongi: You better hope you would never. *arms crossed over chest, his eyes closed.*

Taehyung: Oh look at her! She actually looks like she's going to pass out! How cute, do you think I can take her home tonight with me, Jiminie?

Jimin: *licks lips* Hm, she does seem like she'll be rather fun to tease.... Maybe you can if you'll let me join in TaeTae.

Author: *shocked, mouth opening and closing not knowing what to say. Cheeks flushed.*

Namjoon: *coughs, eyes narrowing on everyone* boys.... This is going to be my only warning....

Everyone: *straightens up nervously*

Namjoon: *smiles at author apologetically* I'm sincerely sorry about that. I'll try to keep them in place. They can get rowdy at times.

Author: Ahaha... Yeah... No worries.... I guess... *whispers* please just don't kill me... *coughs awkwardly* Alright! Let's get this party started than!!

Our first question is by @geolojin

To PBM Jimin:

Have you ever felt more than admiration towards Yoongi?

Jimin: Oh! Wow! I'm the very first person who gets a question! *giggles cutely* Well... *glances at Yoongi from the corner of his eyes* I'm straight as hell! *laughs throwing his head back* I like girls too much to go gay but... I guess if it's a girl like Yoongi-hyung that'll give me a hard on, that's hot.

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