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songs of the chapter:
intro - ariana grande
dear book,
all i want to do is scream. the new luke at the party, was actually the old luke from 10th grade. this hurts my head, alot. like, when did luke become hot? what happened to him since 10th grade? the list in unending!
also, i see that he never gave up his music dream, even at seventeen, now eighteen; his same ambition continues. as well does mine. and he has never, not once, called me elizabeth. it's always been colleen, browning, col, or liz. not elizabeth. and the way he said it...it was absolutely terrible; if you want me to lie to you. if you want me to be truthful, it sounded too beautiful to be real.
not just my opinion, but also the clausable opinion of the girl who's lacey, black, silicone bra was on his floor. and also the opinion of all the girls at the party. and finally, all the opinions of the girls in the Australian area.
the thing that i will never understand, though, is how on this earth did luke's accent change so much? he has apparently obtained a some-what English/average-teenage-New-York-white-boy-that-has-a-deep-love-of-classical-music-and-girls kind of accent. but let me tell you, no matter how his voice changed, i am thankful it did, because it is straight-up gorgeous.
also, in the tenth grade, luke was only, like, 5'8. HAS HE BEEN EATING MIRACLE GRO FOR BREAKFAST FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS OR ??? anyways, this whole thing isn't making any sense. i could probably figure it out better if ash wasn't beating on his drums in the room under mine as if his life depended on it. i think i am going to go down there to tell him to shut the frick up, so goodbye for now, i guess.
goodbye cruel world,
Elizabeth (apparently) ♡
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confessions of a teenage nightmare || -a.i- •MAJOR EDITING•
Randomin which two young adults find themselves in the stickiest of situations when a old friend (maybe even nine old friends) stop by for a visit.
