dear book (sorry i forgot to put that on the last one. my apologies, book. ),
my legs are now silky and smooth, and feel like life against this comforter on my bed.
but, when i shaved them, something odd happened.
thERE WAS A FREAKING LEGIT BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER IN MY BAThtUB IN WHICH I SHAVE MY LEGS HOLY AND IT WAS CHASING MY FOOT AROUND AND I'M LIKE "why you thirsty for my foot ya lil' nASTY GEEZ."
so anyways, i threw some cold as frick water on the stupid freak of nature to keep from giving me some ratchet foot disease of some sort. of course, the spider spazzed around a little, and it still continued to find my foot. then, I lain my legs across the bathtub, and it stopped searching from them. after that, to definitely stop the spider's wrath without touching it, I threw shaving cream on it.
but, this is where it gets weird. when i threw the shaving cream, the sPIDER EATS THE WHOLE THING. I SCREAMED SO LOUD. OMH.
anyways, every time the spider got near my foot, instead of throwing water at it, i happily sprayed shaving cream in its direction. we kind of bonded in some form.
it is almost 3 a.m. and i woke up ash when i screamed,
Colleen ♡
(p.s the spider's name is reginald.)
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confessions of a teenage nightmare || -a.i- •MAJOR EDITING•
Sonstigesin which two young adults find themselves in the stickiest of situations when a old friend (maybe even nine old friends) stop by for a visit.
