losers + scarlizabeth
winter snacc
there's a little rumor going round
that two of us are going to be on ellen
for tomorrow's show
mack attack
clearly rules you out
star spangled underpants
you too
black widhoe
heard that rumor as well
tony stank
im doing press in italy
penis parker
um guys
scarlet bitch
nice info
how bout you just watch
we'll all find out then
mack attack
yes, penis?
penis parker
who's in the name of the movie
winter snacc
hmm
the child is correct
chris is a given
but who else
penis parker
^^ leave pls
tony stank
leave him alone
black widhoe
the only father child duo i stan
mack attack
what about chris and lizzie?
scarlet bitch
what about us?
winter snacc
mackie i stg
star spangled underpants
omg mackie
shut the hell up
scarlet bitch
??
mack attack
well because lizzie
he's your daddy
black widhoe
FUXK
penis parker
bloody-
star spangled underpants
...
this is why we don't invite you two places
scarlet bitch
wtf mackie
why mackie
how mackie
who mackie
when mackie
what mackie
wth mackie
leave mackie
mack attack
don't attack me
geez guys
just stating simple facts
tony stank
like am actually dying
but that's okay
black widhoe
ooo
get sum liz
scarlet bitch
um no thanks
hems-worthy
anyways
back to ellen
chris and who
black widhoe
i went last year
so it isn't me
long limbs
it's lizzie
bet
ellen generally does boy-girl interviews
chrizzie is well shipped
so it's lizzie
star spangled underpants
never agreed it was me
but that's okay
scarlet bitch
yeah
anyways
gotta go
bye
mack attack
??
black widhoe
ill text her
tbh i never understood the entire 'daddy' kink
YOU ARE READING
reckless,, chrizzie
Fanfiction(DISCONTINUED) ❝...and suddenly, all the love songs were about you. ❞ *lowercase intended chris evans x elizabeth olsen
