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scarlizabeth + losers

mack attack
it's official
chrizzie is separated

black widhoe
they spent an entire weekend
together
what do you mean

tony stank
they still aren't dating
so they still need to be with each other

scarlet bitch
but im sick of chris
i needa break mah dudes and scarlett

penis parker
nooo
my parents

tony stank
excuse me, holland
you're grounded

penis parker
srry dad

star spangled dorito
lmao

black widhoe
i live for this friendship

mack attack
THATS THEIR PLAN
DISTRACT US W DADDY DOWNEY
AND BABY HOLLAND
I SEE YOUUUU

seabASS
you've been watching too many
conspiracy videos, mackie

mack attack
don't expose me sebby

scarlet bitch
i need a nap

star spangled dorito
me too
ellen wears me out

black widhoe
wtf
you weren't even on ellen the past week
you've been hanging w lizzie

scarlet bitch
yeah exactly
that's the best gift

mack attack
oohhhhhhh
almost forgot
what'd you guys to for chris' birthday

hemsworthy
birthday?

penis parker
not you

hemsworthy
you want to fight

penis parker
let's go

mack attack
back to my question
even if i want to see hemsworth best you up, holland
chris evans birthday

star spangled dorito
she got me a cake that looked like a spider

scarlet bitch
lol yeah
pinterest is a life saver

seabASS
omg you asked me about that
damn chrizzie

hemsworthy
holland just wait till infinity war

black widhoe
stop being childish
we're tryna ship chrizzie in peace

penis parker
fight me

tony stank
DONT FIGHT MY SON GODDAMNIT

scarlet bitch
damn

hoe eye
shut yall asses up
chrizzie almost happened

star spangled dorito
...how

scarlet bitch
shush chris
im intrigued

Black widhoe
GODDAMNIT CHRIZZIE
omfg

scarlet bitch
omg

star spangled dorito
damn
scarlett getting intense

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