First time favor

2. This Is Illegal, Johnny

The night had gone and the sun had risen on the Saturday morning.

People had gone back to their houses, leaving the property messy and silent.
Johnny was currently in the kitchen, staring at the inside of the fridge, trying to find something to shush his hunger. Taking some cold leftovers of a pizza in a hand and coffee in the other, he made his way to the couch and sat down, pushing various cups and bottles off.

Ten was woken up by the sound of the TV and the sun rays heating up his face. Already sweaty and grumpy, he arrived downstairs to find his friend watching some cartoons.

He readjusted his boxers out of his asscrack and put on his oversized sweatshirt.
Turning his head to the source of noise, Johnny smiled, cheeks full of food.

"Hi!" Ten let himself fall next to the taller and groaned, his hangover ringing in his head.

"Please, don't eat next to me... you smell like pizza." He mumbled, eyes squinted as he watched the animated and overly colorful characters on the screens.

"And you smell like alcohol and regrets.", Johnny snapped back in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Fuck you.", simply answered Ten.

"You know, you do say fuck a lot for a virgin."

"Fuc–" Interrupting mid-sentence, the smaller male rolled his eyes at his friend and groaned as lowly as his high-pitched voice allowed him.
"Talking about getting fucked... did you find me someone yet?"

Detaching his eyes from the TV, Johnny looked at the latter bewildered he still remembered what had happened the night before.

"You remember?"

"Uh-duh... We're talking about the possibility of me getting some, of course I remember!"

"Oh." Johnny honestly didn't know what to say. He had only accepted the day before because he couldn't resist Ten's aegyo but Johnny still had a sick feeling in the pit of his stomach. He felt like Ten was too pure to only be used as a one-time hole.
"I mean, I didn't really get the time to but I know some people that do like... uh, renting?"

"Renting? What do they rent?" Ten looked quizzically at his friend, not liking one bit where this was going.

"Uh... themselves?"

"That's called prostitution Johnny, and I am not letting a prostitute devirginate me."

"Is devirginate a real word?"

"Shut up."

"Well then, what do you want?!"

"Ugh, oh my god Johnny! I want someone sweet that cares about me and is willing to make love to me... is it that hard to find?"

"A boyfriend. You want me to find you a boyfriend?" Johnny thought Ten was out of his mind. How on earth was going to find someone to love the latter in only two weeks?

"Don't you know anyone that kind of has the hots for me?" Johnny suddenly pursed his lips shut and scratched the back of his neck, looking at anything else but Ten.

He had a vague memory of hitting anyone who said they had a crush on Ten, including girls, up until mid sophomore year, resulting in the situation. So much for trying to protect your fam, he thought.

"I mean... maybe?" Ten squealed excitedly next to him.

"What's his name?" He hoped deep down the dude was hot.

The smaller male watched his best friend's face darken and felt a feeling of worry rise in his stomach. Or maybe it was just a side effect of his hangover, he wasn't sure.

"Oh my god, don't tell me it's a she!" He gasped in horror, his inner gay shaking in his boots.

"What? No! It's a guy but I'm not sure if it's a good idea..." Johnny was sensing bullshit approaching and wasn't very fond of it.

"Thank the Lord... so who is he?" He grabbed the latter's thick thigh firmly, trying to ignore how the soft skin felt under his palms.

"Um, you remember Jaehyun?"

"Ew, what the fuck, I am not getting fucked by your ex!" Ten quickly let go of Johnny and tried to stand up in disgust, only to be caught back onto the couch.

"Will you let me finish? God! So after we broke up, I kind of stalked him to find out who he had been cheating on me with and I found out it was Taeyong... anyway they broke up a while ago and that horny shit has the audacity to almost harass me to get your number."

Ten was staring at him, eyes wide open. He was getting fucked!