HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE MISTER MEND BEHIND THIS WARar! YOU PINY HUMINS CAN'T STOP ME AND I CAN'T RISK THE DRAGON GOD READING THIS SO I KILLED THE UTHOR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EAT SHIT FOOLISH MORTALS I WILL RULE TE NTIRE WRLD AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
HAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME TULER OF THE UNIVERSE AND I-
Dammit master mind! What do you think you're doing?! You didn't kill anything! NOW GET YOUR BUTT BACK INTO PPACE BEFORE I KILL YOU!
I mean after all, I am the author. Also, you're horrible at writing. You didn't use hardly any commas or ending marks and who knows how many words you misspelled.
Yeah but I'm the-
No.
But-
No.
Buuuuuuuuut uthooooooor!
I EVEN SPELLED AUTHOR FOR YOU EALIER! HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP?!
Well that's because you're a d-
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FREAKING GODDESS OF ALL CREATIONS!
Yeah well at least I'm not a lonely pretty humen gurl.
... What? Y-you think I'm pretty?
PITY!
Pity? I'm a pity?
PETI!
What does pet-I mean?????
FOOLISH MORTAL YO NO NOTHING! I AM YOU CREATHOR! I BROGHT YO INTO THIS WRLD AND I CAN TAKE YO OUT OF UT!
... Moving on...
DON'T YOU MOVE ON YO FLISH-
Seriously, how do misspell so many words?
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!
... Technically, you're my mom so... Can I watch you kill yourself?
DYE!
There is now smoke all around my room thanks to her and her little disappearing trick... Anyway, I'm having a little writer's block so-
I CRUSED YOU TO HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!
... Ok? You do realize that if I don't write it, it won't happen, right? You'll never take over the world unless I write it.
DAMN YOU HUMIN!
Annnnnnnnnnd she's gone. Ok... Anyway, please accept this as a filler until I write more. As always, please and thank you.
~Tomoko Rockbell
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My Dragon Mate
WerewolfDragons and werewolves hate each other. Dragon will kill any wolf they see. The reason for this, is that the dragon god and moon goddess hate each other. But what if... What if the dragon god and moon goddess decided to mate a wolf and a dragon? Th...