Saiki Kusuo Fanfic

Chapter 22- Saiko's Cruise

Note: Lol I have "OVER 9000!!!!" reads (I'm such a weeb)

Nendou: Hey, Pal

Kaidou: You want to go on a trip somewhere tomorrow? 

Kuboyasu: I already made plans, but let's take a long bike trip

Kusuo- Really...?

Kaidou: I have a tent at my house, so we can camp along the way. Bring a sleeping bag!

Kusuo- Oh....

Nendou: Sound fun? You should come too, pal

Kusuo: I see, I'll pass.

Saiko starts laughing and Kaidou asks him why he's laughing. 

Saiko: Nothing. Sorry. I was just thinking what a wretched vacation that would be. It's just sad.

Kaidou: Don't laugh if it's sad then!

Kuboyasu: Oh yeah? Well what are you doing tomorrow?

Oh, me? Well.... Maybe I'll go on a cruise on the pacific on my family's ship. Do some fishing or reading on the deck until I get to my destination. My family owns an uninhabited island. Then I'll enjoy a drive in my family's convertible. Then, I'll eat french food while watching the sea and stars at my villa.

Kusuo- You own too much 

Kuboyasu: Well, your boat is going to sink. That's right. You'll sink and be eaten by a shark! 

Kusuo: What a poor imagination. 

Nendou: Wow, you have a ship? We wanna go too. 

Kuboyasu: Hey! Don't say that! 

Kaidou: If you say that, we lose, idiot! 

Saiko: Well I guess you can come, and you can bring whoever else you want with you. ONLY if Teruhashi and Sofia come too.

Sofia- Guess there's no escaping this....

Kusuo- Not without me.

Everyone packed and the people who ended up going was Teruhashi, Sofia, Chiyo, Mera, Nendou, Kaido, and Kuboyasu. They left that night in order to make it to the island on time. Apparently Saiko's island was far.

Kaidou: Where is Saiko's ship?

Saiko: Hey peasants. Over here. 

Kadio: Huh? 

Kaidou & Sofia: IT'S HUGE/SMALL!!!

Kaidou: Small? You've been on bigger ships.

Sofia: OH! Umm.. eerrrrr... Yes I... NO I HAVEN'T!!

Kusuo- Very convincing

Sofia- Shut up! Remember in Chapter 1 how you mom told you I'm the daughter of a famous restaurant chain? Well we go on cruises every year, together as a family or a giant group of family friends.

Kusuo- Oh...

Sofia- This is probably the smallest ship I've ever seen.

Saiko- SMALL?! SHE THINK THIS SHIP IS SMALL?! THIS IS THE LARGEST SHIP IN OUR WHOLE FLEET?!

Sofia- I think I made him mad.

Kusuo- No, but I think you hurt his pride.

After boarding the ship, Kaidou immediately got sick. The crew looked for the medicine but couldn't find any. That's because Chiyo threw it over board so she could spend more time with Kaidou. Kusuo soon fell ill too.

Sofia- It's because it's so small you can feel the waves more easier. On a giant ship you don't even feel anything unless you are lying completely still on the back of the ship.

Sofia had some medicine but it would take an hour to an hour & a half to kick in. Sofia gave Kaidou some first since he was more sensitive to it. She placed down the medicine at the bedside of Kusuo's bed.

Sofia: Hey, Teruhashi. Can you please watch over Kus- Saiki until I come back with a cup of water?

Teruhashi: Sure no problem.

Teruhashi- Now my chance!

Sofia- It's fine, she won't cause any problems.

On her way back with the water, Sofia fell over crashing into the wall and breaking the glass cup. The ship was rumbling like crazy. 'KUSUO!' she tried to run to the room but kept falling over due to the unstable floor. She fell in front of the room and saw Kusuo's pins on the table

Sofia- SSSHHHIII- (Keeping this........ Cuss free? I mean it sure isn't PG)

Fear filled Sofia's head and all clear decisions became foggy. Until something snapped, she didn't know what it was, but was grateful for it. Everyone had luckily been knocked unconscious. She manage to use time freeze, gather up their group (because the crew had already left) gather whatever food that was not devoured by Mera and get them all on a life raft. It was one of the floaty kinds because the crew had taken their life raft. After collapsing in the raft with everyone else time resumed. What she didn't account for was the pull that would be under them from the ship submerging. Her being unconscious, she couldn't do anything but then Kusuo woke up, and teleported all of them and their food to the nearest island.

Kusuo had teleported them without his antennas, so he accidentally teleported them on an island halfway around the world. Slowly everyone woke up one by one. Surprisingly even though Sofia had used her time freeze she was the first to wake up. 

Sofia- We should get to work right away, so then it didn't look like we worked at a freakishly fast pace.

Kusuo- Ok but what should we do?

Sofia loved to watch tip on what to to in the wild. While she was no expert, she knew the first thing they would need is shelter. Using Kusuo & Sofia's powers combined, they finished everyone's huts in less than half an hour. Next was gathering food, Sofia fashioned fishing poles for everyone and spears for her, Mera, and Kuboyasu (just the 3 most logical people).

While Sofia & Kusuo waited, they went back and forth on how to get them off the island. Already Kaidou and Kuboyasu were awake, so they couldn't simply teleport them.