Hello! Officer Rose and Officer Teal of the De-Cringe Precinct, here. We're here to rate the cringe level of your accounts, and hopefully help you to make it less cringe.
People are sick of the cringe, and it's our job to eliminate it.
Requests are...
WELCOME TO THE TRIAL OF solerdani THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED ON THE DATE OF SATURDAY, JULY 28TH, 2018, AND IS UNDER ACCUSATIONS OFCRINGINESS IN THE FIRST DEGREE ⇲ PLEASE HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT!
WE WILL NOW REVIEW THE DEFENDANT'S CASE
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: USERNAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 3/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: It is a kid friendly username, but using a word before a name makes me cringe sometimes. Also, "soler" in English has a confusing definition. Is the soler in the username the Spanish word or the English word? I'm confused, again.
Officer Teal: I mean, Officer Rose said it all. It's confusing as hell and it just doesn't make sense. It doesn't have a nice appeal to it.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: HEADER NAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 1/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: It is a name. A nice name. It's in all capital letters, and I feel like someone is yelling at me. I feel extremely attacked, but I don't mind.
Officer Teal: I particularly love all capital wording (hence my theme of all caps on my personal account) and it's a nice name. Nothing to cringe about there.
