WELCOME TO THE TRIAL OF -KINGOFCLOUDS
THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED ON THE DATE OF SUNDAY, AUGUST 19TH, 2018, AND IS UNDER ACCUSATIONS OF CRINGINESS IN THE FIRST DEGREE
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PLEASE HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT!WE WILL NOW REVIEW THE DEFENDANT'S CASE
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: USERNAME
EVIDENCE:
RATING: 1/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: There's nothing wrong with this username. It's aesthetic and simple!
Officer Teal: I like it! It fits the theme and it's quite nice.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: HEADER NAME
EVIDENCE:
RATING: 1.5/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: There was only slight cringe in the fact that this is not a name. However, this header name matches the suspect's cloud aesthetic.
Officer Teal: I like that the defendant is sticking to a theme, but it's not a real name.
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS: PROFILE IMAGE
EVIDENCE:
YOU ARE READING
CRINGE COPS ⇲ ACCOUNT RATES
NonfiksiHello! Officer Rose and Officer Teal of the De-Cringe Precinct, here. We're here to rate the cringe level of your accounts, and hopefully help you to make it less cringe. People are sick of the cringe, and it's our job to eliminate it. Requests are...