Hello! Officer Rose and Officer Teal of the De-Cringe Precinct, here. We're here to rate the cringe level of your accounts, and hopefully help you to make it less cringe.
People are sick of the cringe, and it's our job to eliminate it.
Requests are...
WELCOME TO THE TRIAL OF -spacekidd- THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED ON THE DATE OF WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1ST, 2018, AND IS UNDER ACCUSATIONS OFCRINGINESS IN THE FIRST DEGREE ⇲ PLEASE HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT!
WE WILL NOW REVIEW THE DEFENDANT'S CASE
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: USERNAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 1.5/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: The extra d is cringe inducing because it is clear that the username they desired was taken. However, the username seems to be aesthetic.
Officer Teal: The dashes at both ends do not look good, and I agree with my fellow officer about the extra D.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: HEADER NAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 1.5/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: Initials should be capitalized. Many people think it is "cool" to have every letter lowercase. It is a threat to today's youth, and their ability to learn English grammar correctly.
Officer Teal: I hate when people use all lowercase writing to try and be aesthetic. It's simply ignorant grammar. Initials are supposed to be capitalized. The English language and grammar rules are hard enough, let's try not do the wrong things and make it even harder for people.
