Hello! Officer Rose and Officer Teal of the De-Cringe Precinct, here. We're here to rate the cringe level of your accounts, and hopefully help you to make it less cringe.
People are sick of the cringe, and it's our job to eliminate it.
Requests are...
WELCOME TO THE TRIAL OF @Snappleu THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED ON THE DATE OF FRIDAY, AUGUST 17TH, 2018, AND IS UNDER ACCUSATIONS OFCRINGINESS IN THE FIRST DEGREE ⇲ PLEASE HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT!
WE WILL NOW REVIEW THE DEFENDANT'S CASE
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: USERNAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 4/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: Snapple is a quality company, but it is obvious that the Snapple username was taken. The extra U says it all.
Officer Teal: I love Snapple! It's a favorite beverage, but I don't know why that U is at the end, and it just creates some cringe.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: HEADER NAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 4.5/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: No positivity in that statement. It makes me sad, negativity for no reason is cringe. The suspect should change it to a name to get rid of the unnecessary cringe!
Officer Teal: Um, that's not a name at all. It doesn't really make sense why someone would use that.
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS: PROFILE IMAGE
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