Hello! Officer Rose and Officer Teal of the De-Cringe Precinct, here. We're here to rate the cringe level of your accounts, and hopefully help you to make it less cringe.
People are sick of the cringe, and it's our job to eliminate it.
Requests are...
WELCOME TO THE TRIAL OF BaBamWay THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED ON THE DATE OF SUNDAY, JULY 22ND, 2018, AND IS UNDER ACCUSATIONS OF CRINGINESS IN THE FIRST DEGREE ⇲ PLEASE HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT!
WE WILL NOW REVIEW THE DEFENDANT'S CASE
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: USERNAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 7/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: Is "BaBam" one word with a capital letter in the middle of it or is it two words? The English language is already confusing, but this username makes me want to scratch my head and stare. I personally enjoy a babam sound effect, but it is confusing when it is written.
Officer Teal: I sort of like the babam, but I think it'd be better suited in a lowercase or all caps username. I personally think that using someone's last or first name at the end of a user is a bit outdated now, and it's primarily used when an adjective comes first, but there isn't one.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: HEADER NAME
EVIDENCE:
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RATING: 1/10
NOTES:
Officer Rose: Sam is on my list of favorite names, but capitalization is an expertise of mine. The name should be capitalized.
Officer Teal: I'm assuming it's the defendant's name, and there is nothing wrong with that at all, but the S should be capitalized, and I think it needs something else to it, like an emoji or something. Just the plain name feels a tad boring (no offense at all).
