Hello! Officer Rose and Officer Teal of the De-Cringe Precinct, here. We're here to rate the cringe level of your accounts, and hopefully help you to make it less cringe.
People are sick of the cringe, and it's our job to eliminate it.
Requests are...
WELCOME TO THE TRIAL OF dallonatledisco THE DEFENDANT WAS DETAINED ON THE DATE OF TUESDAY, AUGUST 28TH, 2018, AND IS UNDER ACCUSATIONS OFCRINGINESS IN THE FIRST DEGREE ⇲ PLEASE HAVE ORDER IN THE COURT!
WE WILL NOW REVIEW THE DEFENDANT'S CASE
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: USERNAME
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RATING: 5.5/10
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Officer Rose: I believe Dallon left Panic at the Disco awhile ago, so this does not make sense. Furthermore, the use of "le" instead of "the" bothers me, and makes this username even more cringe inducing.
Officer Teal: 'Le' is one of the cringiest things there is and I'm disgusted by its usage.
SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS: HEADER NAME
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RATING: 2.5/10
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Officer Rose: Proper capitalization makes me happy, but this name doesn't make sense. I've never heard this phrase before.
Officer Teal: Cute and I'm glad there's capitalization, but I don't really know what it means.
THIRD ORDER OF BUSINESS: PROFILE IMAGE
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