What He Does to Mess with You

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Alexander Hamilton

He pokes at you when you're working and he's bored, no matter how much you ask him he won't stop.

Aaron Burr

He tickles you when you're on the phone with friends, ending up with you a giggly mess.

Hercules Mulligan

Hercules will randomly scoop you into his arms when you're walking around the house, and take you to the bedroom. He'll then proceed to lay on top of you, not letting you get up.

John Laurens

He'll hide his turtles in the cupboard when you're cooking, so when you open it you get a turtle surprise. Once you almost threw a turtle, oops.

Lafayette

He'll talk in full French just to annoy you, because he knows you don't understand what he's saying unless it's simple French.

Thomas Jefferson

Thomas gnaws at you when you're watching TV, just so he can give you kisses. Or fuck. One or the other, there is no in between.

James Madison

He'll fake being sick so he can get free hugs, even though they're always free. This finds up with James cuddling you to death.

Charles Lee

He pretends to love the dogs more than you, but he loves you more; by a close second. But you both know he loves you more than the dogs.

Samuel Seabury

Samuel hangs on your arm when you're heading to work, begging you to stay.

George Eacker

He always pokes your cheek when you're one the phone or working.

George Washington

He'll distract you when you're chatting with friends, making it so you can't focus; resulting in you stumbling over words.

King George

He messes with your hair and puts it in your face when you're watching TV.

Philip Hamilton

Philip acts like he cares about his friend more than you, just to get on your nerves. But you know deep down, he cares for you deeply.

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