(DISCONTINUED) Hamilton Boyfriend Scenarios {*~Modern~*}

Stupidest Things You've Done Together

A/N: Thanks so much for the requests!

Alexander Hamilton

Build a hidden toilet paper fort in the shelves of Walmart and scare people waking past. So far, you've been banned from three Walmart's.

Hercules Mulligan

Get a shopping cart at Smith's, while dressed in onesies. You sat in the shopping cart while Hercules pushed it down the isles and hopped onto it while you guys giggled like children. "Whoo!" "Haha!"

Marquis de Lafayette

You two had a flour war. So, uh, we need some more flour...

John Laurens

Yell at pineapples in the store, dressed at the teenage mutant ninja turtles. "Spongebob! Come out! I know you're in there!" "Uh, ma'am, sir, you're scaring the customers."

Aaron Burr

Pull up to a drive thru to pay after ordering your food. Aaron was in the car and as the worker was handing him the meal, you ran past screaming and SNATCHED that food. The employee peeked their head out the window and watched you run off with the food, jaw agape,  as Aaron laughed.

Thomas Jefferson

Walk into a Marco's Pizza, yelling and walking behind the counter, scolding Th employees like you're their boss. It was great.

James Madison

You took all of Thomas' magenta and Macaroni away. Legend has it, you won't make it through the night.

Charles Lee

Dress up in those inflatable t-Rex costumes. You got the doggos and invaded the mall with your doggo army while being dressed at t-rex's.

Samuel Seabury

You two went to some fancy restaurant where they happened to have a pianist. They were playing a soft, jazz-like tune. The two of you went over and began dancing way too hard to it.

King George III

You both acted as if you were talking to someone, when in reality you were yelling at the thin air. You even pointed and made violent gestures, such as a threat to punch the air. Yeah, you guys drew a lot of attention; people now think you need mental help.

George Eacker

You guys went to the mall and over to the giant Christmas tree where Santa was sitting. Then, you began singing, "Twekin around the Christmas tree. Have a happy holiday!" As you both twerked around the giant Christmas tree, and Santa Clause.

Philip Hamilton

You guys went to an amusement park and went on one of the oldest roller coaster they had. You two had brought spare screws from home and got in, as soon as the ride started, you tapped the person who was in front of you on the shoulder. Philip had out the screws as you stated, "Hey, these came fork your seat." Regardless of what this now terrified person thought, that was hilarious for you two.

George Washington

Go to the mall and scar children, because why not? You sit on Santa's lap and get your picture taken, after, George tugs on Santa's beard; pulling it off. You two then run off as everyone bursts into tears.