(DISCONTINUED) Hamilton Boyfriend Scenarios {*~Modern~*}

How Your Arguements Usually Start

Alexander Hamilton

"Stop working!" "No!"

John Laurens

"Turtles are still better.." "I give up on fighting you on this any longer.."

Hercules Mulligan

"Herc, put me down." "Nah, it's more fun this way."

Marquis de Lafayette

"Italian food is better." "Uhm, excuse me, what? We all know French food is the best."

Aaron Burr

"No, you can not strangle Alex." "But he's annoying!" "I don't care if he's annoying. No."

Charles Lee

"Put the dogs outside." "Never!"

George Eacker

"You can only count to seven! Haha!" "No, I can't! I can count higher?" "Oh, to ten?"

King George III

"America is so stupid." "Not really." "They have an oompah loompah for president, yes they are."

George Washington

"No! You're my only warmth provider!
Come back!" "That's a lie and you know it." "Is not!"

Samuel Seabury

"Put the Bible down, dear, please." "B-but.."
No arguments happen in this household. Sammy is too pure to argue.

Philip Hamilton

"The Bird is not a damn pigeon you can message your friends with!" "How do you know?!" "Common sense!"