Into the Abyss

Into the Abyss pt.3

                                                                      Last time on Into the Abyss

  "Jerick i'm pregnant and you're the father," Solaire said in a pleading tone.

  "but how could this have happened?" asked Jerrick stuned. "Wait Solaire there's a spear coming noooooooooooooo!!!"

                                                                           This time

 "Okay before we start I'm breaking the fourth wall what the hell is that last time stuff that never happened like seriously?!" Asked Jerrick not understanding the parody of stuff like soap operas and such. "Oh yeah and um my leg just kind of healed is that a problem narrator?" Jerrick questioned me personally with no reply.

  "Well now to look at this terribly written Abyss guide again. Ahem Soul and Maka kissed all the way to the next place fucking hell this Ashley chick is just *sigh oh well um ah there, go towards the bonfire take a left and keep walking till I reach the huge ass building surrounded by not complete darkness great," rambled our obviously insane but lovable mage.

    As Jerrick was about to head out he walked back to Solaire's corpse. The pierce went straight through a gaping hole so large nothing used by a regular person could create it. As Jerrick almost head out Solaire started to cough up blood and spoke.

  "Friend before you go to complete your task *cough *cough *cough please meet up with some people I was traveling with," Solaire spoke coughing up even more blood "They are going for the same goal as you," Solaire just coughed up more blood.

  "Alright Solaire but please tell me the reasons I should and after that what they look like so I can find them," said the now teary eyed Jerrick.

  "They will most likely die without help they are young but strong willed adventurers they believe very much in the sun. Besides you never had many friends even with the people you helped they never really bonded with you," Solaire spoke in a tone that made it seem like he was smiling under his helmet. " One of them is a mage like yourself he wears a long robe with a mask and short brown hair, the second a foolish warrior wearing the armor of an elite night which you have undoubtedly seen I believe his name was Oscar...."

  "Wait did you just say Oscar cause if you did that's the guy that got me out of the Undead Asylum so that's a good enough reason on it's own," replied Jerrick back to his usual self.

  "And finally their leader a cleric of the Dark Moon she wears armor similar to mine but with a moon instead of sun, oh wait there was also a warrior in heavy black iron Tarkus I think," Solaire was about to continue but with that name breath exited his body as he died.

  "Tarkus eyh well I guess time is convoluted in Lordran goodbye friend I'll see you in the next life, praise the sun," said Jerrick in a tone which seemed reminiscing in the past as he started to walk to his next battle.

                                                                             Few hours later

  "it's about this time I realized I need food and water," panted Jerrick as he passed out of starvation and dehydration. 

                                                                              2 hours later

  "HELLO FRIEND CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!" called a voice to Jerrick as he started to wake. "WE MEAN NO HARM WE'VE BROUGHT FOOD AND WATER!!"

  "Ungh water food that would be helpful," croaked Jerrick through a dry throat.

  "Well here you go friend drink and eat as much as you like," spoke back the voice which belonged to a female Jerick realized coming back into consciousness.

  "Thank you for the food and drink mam, you wouldn't happen to be travelling with a man named Solaire constantly says praise the sun by chance?" questioned Jerrick hopping he had found who he was searching for.

  "No just a happy traveler looking for some company!" bellowed the very fun easy going woman.

  "Well I am very sorry but you won't find that in me I don't really like many people they are usually just my enemy's and well I've learned my lesson by now, being killed by your friends isn't very fun -fricken dicks all of em-," replied Jerrick.

  "Oh thank god now I don't have to feel bad about poisoning you," beamed the cheerful woman.

  At the sound of this Jerrick walked over to his staff in the corner cast the spell remedy getting rid of the poison. "Screw you wanker," Jerrick said turning and shooting a spell he recently created reminiscent of the moonlight butterfly's laser beam going straight through the woman's head. "Well that worked really well," smiled Jerrick walking away laughing.

  On Jerrick's path he was attacked by many a monster almost dying many times. as he was close to reaching his destination he saw a group of adventurers up ahead thinking them to be friends he walked towards them little did he know they where monsters a huge pack of them like 10 of them. seeing this Jerrick began to run pivoting right into a cluster of spikes spawning all the way back where solaire died. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Jerrick was cut off losing his jaw to a greatsword a very large bloody rusty greatsword. 

  Jerick picked up his jaw placing it back where it belonged healing the joints with repair powder that shouldn't really do that. "That sir was a dick move Mr. um where are you and what is your name?" asked the now rudely damaged Jerrick.

 "Well first of all it's Miss, Miss Shannon Ranford at your service," replied a woman with an English accent. "and you killed my buddy Solaire so..." 

  "I wouldn't kill my one friend that was one of the big four I'm trying to kill murdered those fools. And he told my to find a group with my bud's Tarkus and Oscar so if you'll excuse me," Jerrick cut her off mid sentence.

  "Well you found us," said a familiar voice the voice of Oscar. "Both me and Tarkus in fact real convenient that you just died actually," continued Oscar as Tarkus grunted.

  "Plot device should probably end this pt. to keep a cliffhanger going so yeah screw you crowd broke the fourth wall boom," Jerrick ended this chapter there and then cause he don't play by the rule's. 

                                                                       Author's note 

  Hey guy's this is a first well let's do this. First and probably only time I'll do this but shoutout to my friends jebbie ashley and michael who are writing fan fictions as well so check them out. the stories are called Soul Eater 2.0 a day in the life of jebbie and guardians, you probably won't find the last one so look up tublito to find jebbie's is the only good one well that's all folks bye.