Into the Abyss

Into the Abyss Adventures of Chubby Midget Kirito

  "Very skilled indeed," squeaked the boy to himself. "But I have to get my swaggy shield back time to show of my thief skills!!!"

  The Micheal creature decided to set off on his adventure but first.... "I MUST RETRIEVE MY BALLER SWAG SWORD!!!!!" yelled the tiny fat person. "Now where did I put it," the creature said diving face first into his chest that he could hardly see into.

  "AHH YES my sword enchanted with lightning perfe-" Michael stabbed his finger sending a jolt through his body. "OW OW OW OW OW," the "thing" cried being knocked out.

  Coming to

  "Where am I......" asked our chubby friend.

  "AH you have finally come to," spoke the man next to him. "I am Leroy a paladin of the Way of White good to meet you!"

   "HELLO I AM MICHEAL ULTIMATE THIEF!!!!!" he screamed.

  "Well you don't seem very masterful you electrocuted yourself sooo.... I healed you good man!" boomed the cheerful paladin.

  "I'm currently searching for my shield will you help me I mean I can reward you if you want!" the chubby thing hinted at shrewdly.

  "I will help you but at least I got chicken," so toting his large hammer Leroy set out. "Oh wait where are we going exactly?"

  "I believe we should go north looks like they went that way," the midget fat kid answered falling hard onto the ground.

  So the two set off to find the shield of baller swagness. Heading north they tracked on growing bonded.

  "Hey Leroy what do you want to do today good man?" asked Michael.

  "How about charades," charades was their favorite game.

  Michael started deciding to be............... A TREE!!!!

  "hmmmmm let me guess are you a fallen down tree?" Michael had fallen down in the middle of posing.

  "Close enough buddy," replied the chubby thief.

       After many days of getting along they reached their destination

   "We have found him perfect I'll get the shield you help if I am in trouble," commanded Michael.

  Micheal started creeping up on Jerrick falling on his face every five seconds. eventually when Chubby Midget Kirito was about to arrive Jerrick turned accidentally skewering Michael.

  "HEY IT'S THE FAT KID TARKUS!!" yelled Jerrick. "HE SKEWERED HIMSELF LIKE AN IDIOT!!"

  "My friend why we just wanted to take back the shield how did this," Leroy cried.

  Jerrick started looting Michaels body stealing his sword. "Hm lightning cool," said Jerrick.

  Leroy rushed him raising his hammer high about to bring onto Jerrick's head when Tarkus sideswiped him cutting his body in half ending this story.