"So um nice to see you again I guess how's it hanging?" asked Jerrick in the awkward silence hoping someone would talk since talking to himself was out of the question it seemed .
"Did you really just say how's it hanging I mean we're in medieval ages right now that phrase hasn't even been invented like what the hell man seriously god," replied Shannon considering our mage's words stupid and pointless.
"Well I'm sorry that I got dat 21st century swag," spoke Jerrick in a sarcastic tone again breaking the fourth wall god dammit. "I just wanted to stop some awkward silence but noooooo 21st century out of question yah friggin dick!"
"Wait guys guys stop the fighting I mean yah Jerrick broke the fourth wall by 21st centurying -that's a word right- and Shannon got way to mad but can't we get along?" asked Oscar hopefully.
"No just no, oh wait wasn't there supposed to be a mage with you where's that person?" questioned the somewhat calmed mage.
"I've been behind you the whole time actually I just get spooked easily by people," stammered a female voice behind Jerrick. "My name's Cannolt n-nice to meat you," continued the small fragile voice of what seemed to be a 13 year old girl.
"Ok how old is she because if she isn't grown up you guys are terrible fucking people ok just that's wrong" sighed the supposedly self absorbed dark lord. And at this point you think isn't he in this for himself but backstory time so screw you.
Jerrick was a young mage age 13 -see why he was mad- hardly knew Soul Spear -he was advanced alright- when it happened. The eventful day started like any other Jerrick woke up at his dorm in the Vinheim Dragon School and met up with Logan his mentor and only friend. Today was a bit off though Logan seemed different considering he was doing cartwheels and asking Jerrick to fight the headmaster for cookies. Now it's not weird for someone to go insane in this world, but when they do it's usually from turning hollow not just being insane and that's what started it.
Logan brought Jerrick into the lab they always worked in. Though something was different Logan hated clutter though there were books everywhere. Not just any books but fashion tomes for new outfits something Logan hated. Not only that there was a sewing kit that would change his life. Logan didn't always where a hat but when he did he wore the hat that was made from forcing Jerrick to sew it dun dun dunnnnnnn. The end yeah great backstory.
"Is 21 grown by your standards?" asked Oscar hoping it was true.
"Yes that is the same age as me, that means it's a okay," sighed Jerrick since his worst fears hadn't come true that she would be forced to do something that she -while for a super snazzy reward- she hated.
"Wait you're the same age as me you where a mask and are a mage? this must be destiny," swooned the now not so shy Cannolt.
Turning around Jerrick saw she had a mask just like his she also had: Long flowing dark hair, an outfit that looked much like witch Beatrice's and a catalyst that seemed to be dark moon like in shape.
"I don't think it's destiny probably just a strait up coincidence considering the only reason I'm down here is since I'm bored so yeah, no hopes and dreams for you I know I'm a great person, no need to comment," spoke Jerrick relishing in destroying another's dreams.
"Wow you're just a right dick aren't you fucking wanker!" Yelled Shannon in a pissed off but quite form.
"no I don't mind I mean he is THE Dark Lord after all so he can really do what he wants he might as well be god for how much power he has," replied Cannolot to the pissed off Shannon.
"Ok I am not god I killed don't even capitalize his name's that's how hardcore I am. No but don't take my side by now I'm just in it for the lulz. And we're here at the place time flies when you walk talk and have backstory time," rambled on the still obviously insane Jerrick somehow not typing the group off. "I need to try some spell's I learned Gwyndolyn anyways so this'll be fun, and yeah there's a bonfire there yay!"
Having rested at the bonfire the group walked towards the door of fog on the Taj Mahal like building.
"Ok you guys wait here because according to Solaire you guys are kinda freaking scrubs except Tarkus cause yeah it's Tarkus," Spoke Jerrick like the total prick he is. Tarkus grunts to this.
"OH NO you are NOT making us wait out here after having to deal with you NO FUCKING WAY!!!" Shannon yelled at Jerrick.
"Yeah I want to see your spells in action I need to learn somehow sure that doesn't teach me but still," mumbled Cannalot in her small fragile voice.
"Fine but if you get brutally murdered it's not my fault" replied the no shit taking wizard man. "Trust me these things suck so you will probably get mega wrecked," continued Jerrick.
As the group went through the fog a chill went down Jerrick's spine. "Something's not right," spoke Jerrick in a very fearful tone that has never left his lips before. At this moment a dark beam of light flashed towards the group in this time Jerrick took command. "Tarkus raise your shield now!" commanded Jerrick casting strong magic shield on Tarkus.
The beam lasted for a bit until it went away not even denting the shield. Mere seconds after a Dark Orb sorcery blasted towards Cannalot. It was then Just before it hit her he decided to save the poor women even though he told them not to come to begin with. He pushed her out of the way just as the orb passed, spinning in mid air Jerrick landed with Cannalot on top as to not hurt her.
"Hi friend would you mind moving please?" Jerrick asked annoyed as the seconds passed. She moved than they saw the creature a Dark Lurker.
Oscar and Tarkus sprinted in attacking the Lurker doing as much as they could. Shannon was still somewhat stunned by what happened the frickin noob. Cannalot attacked with a Soul Spear, while Jerrick attacked with the crystal version, but then something happened Oscar flew back fast as a speeding bullet into a wall. In this second the group watched in horror as Oscar was destroyed every bone shattered. as Oscar died so did the Lurker one step closer to the ultimate goal. Jerrick wasn't happy for once in fact something snapped. He wasn't happy...... he was ecstatic.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Jerrick laughed so hard he couldn't breath in the insane murderer way. "I'm finally broken snapped it feels good going fully insane I want some pie," continued the now extremely unstable persona of Jerrick.
Shannon slapped him as hard as she could making Jerrick go back to his regular personality. "What the HELL!!! WHY on EARTH are you FUCKING LAUGHING!!!" Shannon screamed.
"Well if you couldn't tell I had a mental break down probably going to have a permanent split personality that is like this whenever you guys die. Also I told you someone would get mega wrecked and I was right so you guys should have stayed outside to begin with," Jerrick replied with a bit of spite in his voice.
"Fair enough Jerrick I mean he does have a point Shannon," stammered Cannalot Tarkus grunting in agreement.
"Fine I guess he did warn us but I won't like it on to the next boss right Jerrick?" asked Shannon in an EXTREMELY pissed off voice.
"yeah but I think I'ma break the fourth wall and end it here for now so bye readers."
And with that part 4 is done hope you enjoyed
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Into the Abyss
FanfictionThis story takes place after you choose the Dark Lord ending in DarkSouls. Our hero a young annoyed mage with unlimited potential and snazy outfits, must go deep in to the Abyss so he can bring about the age of man