Into the Abyss

Into the Abyss pt. 7 Da end

  "You are like the worst person ever, like don't discriminate against shadowy figures that cause your worst nightmare to basically come true," said Jerrick as he and Shannon were packing up the things they brought with them for the Midnight Man adventure.

  "Worst nightmare coming true isn't the best thing I mean sorry for not liking a monster," she sarcastically spoke finishing throwing stuff in her bottomless box.

  "See that is discriminating seriously you are racist to shadow people," 

  "I don't see a point to continuing this conversation,"

  "Because you know I'm right,"

  "I hate you so much,"

  "Good I try for those sort of reactions," Jerrick beamed. "Wait aren't we supposed to be doing something? I COMPLETELY forgot,"

  "Well we have one more thing to kill and then bye bye curse of the undead," replied Shannon.

  "Oh yeah," Jerrick said pulling out his super convenient book. "Alright we need to go to a big monster thing that has been nicknamed the GD Billy Mays will be there as his guard."

  "Um what that doesn't even make sense!" Shannon replied.

  "To be fair this thing doesn't really make sense to begin with just really says the direction we need to go in except for that whole Giant Dad thing which was totally for shizzle real,"

  "Did you just say for shizzle?" 

  "Yes," replied Jerrick. "Anyways we need to go through the back of the previous room it says. Fuck that's like a ways away,"

  So the both of them set off to the room again but.........

  "I'm telling you this wasn't here before!" yelled Jerrick.

  "It definitely was you were just WAY too oblivious to see it!" replied Shannon.

  "Well I highly doubt I would miss a giant fucking building that says enchanted thing a mabobs on it!"

  "Well yah did so fuck you alright!"

  "I'd like to decline I'm part of the forever alone club,"

  "I hate you so fucking much let's just go inside," sighed Shannon.

  "Let's," replied Jerrick.

  They went inside.....

  "Ok you wait here you'll probably break something in that heavy armour," Jerrick said to Shannon.

  "Fine I get it my armour is heavy so I'll wait here like a good little girl yah dick!" Shannon whispered loudly.

  "Alright let's see shotgun's, the Scythe of Want, Ornstein's spear how the hell and a Saw Cleaver that is awesome," Jerrick said to himself.

  "Why hello there I see you like my ware's," said an old man appearing behind the counter.

  "Bad touch, nad touch Shannon protect me," Jerrick said jumping into Shannon's arms.

  "No," she replied dropping him on the floor.

  "Well anyways I'm not going to touch you do not worry I'm just here to sell things," beamed the old man.

  "In the middle of an Abyss that no one can ever get in or escape from except a few people. That's actually a pretty interesting business model," said Jerrick standing up dusting himself off. "Anyways how much for the Saw Cleaver?"