Into the Abyss

Into the Abyss (Character Development cause it's just back story but still)

                     So I decided since I want to character development don't know if I had it yet but still

  It was a beautiful day in what is usually the almost pitch blackness of the Abyss. Wait usually pitch black -you might ask- why is it different? Basically the group stayed where they were R&R amiright.

  "So since this is character development let's explain our backstory that sounds fun right?" spoke Jerrick in a very commanding -breaking the fourth wall as usual- tone.

  "Sure why not it might be fun," stammered the ever shy Cannalot who -unknowing to the completely oblivious Jerrick- was obviously in love with him (yeah I'm taking a page out of Ashley's terrible book of writing and adding an unneeded love interest boom).

  "Fine I guess I'll start with the backstory then," said -the only person with any common sense other than Jerrick- Shannon. "I was born in old cottage with my mother and father," spoke Shannon beginning her tale. "They were kind other than the fact they made me wear frilly dresses and be a priestess," she continued. "Than one day Gwyndolyn called to me in my dreams telling me to join the Dark Moon. I obviously did so I could learn useful things like sword combat, but I still kept my priestess training in mind because lightning is fun the end."

  "Wow real interesting," yawned Jerrick. "Real interesting indeed."

  "Wow you don't have to be a dick about it I mean you're making us do this. I told my backstory vlike you asked sheesh fucking asshole!" Shannon retorted.

  "Well Jerrick is right I mean it was really short. soo yeah I mean ...... yeah," Cannalot mumbled.

  "Let's hear your story then you don't get a free fucking pass wankers the lot of you seriously!" Shannon yelled getting very annoyed.

  "Alright um, when I was a young girl I went to an abandoned house where inside a group of witches were holding a dark ritual," stammered Cannalot not wanting to recall the story at all. "I was not to bad with magic so I tried to stop them from whatever they were doing, but I shouldn't have because for the next five years they forced me to learn from them -seeing I had potential- beating me every time I messed up. that's how I got so shy," finished Cannalot.

  "You see that was interesting sure I hate the girl completely, but she's got a backstory I tell yah," Jerrick spoke shoving Shannon's terrible story in her face.

  "Wait hate me ehhhhhh.........," Cannalot teared up passing out.

  "Look what you did now yah wanker you hurt her feelings!"

  "And probably her head that fall looked like it hurt man such fun,"

  "You are the biggest asshole why don't you tell us how you got this way in your backstory huh!"

  "Part of my backstory was already explained in the last chapter but fine," Jerrick sighed complying. "I had to go through the whole chosen undead thing murdering innocent people for my goals just to end up getting nowhere since I still have this curse," Jerrick finished.

  "Well that was short wasn't it?"

  "It was concise," 

  "Whatever it doesn't matter,"

    "Now time for my story!" boomed the large voice of Tarkus for the very first time.

  "You can talk? what the actual FUCK!" Jerrick jumped back in surprise.

  "Anyways my story is....... I hit things with a large sword the end!" Tarkus again boomed somewhat quieter.

  "See concise," replied Jerrick to the short story. "Anyways that's the closest thing we get to character development so screw it ROLL CREDITS!"

Jerrick- the Dark Lord

Cannalot- the Helpless Trying Hard to be Love Interest

Shannon- the One that Bitches about Everything

Tarkus-Tarkus

     The End