So yeah making an after story that's fun so crew you.
It was another fine day in dead people land (yes I'm calling it dead people land, because I'm athiest, deal with it [put's on sunglasses] ). Everything was going well for most people just not -for the reason being he hates most people- Jerrick. "What is Jerrick's issue?" you might ask well it just so happens that Canalot is pissing him off.
"Come on why are you so content to just sit down reading or interneting all the time?! You won't even hang out with anyone but Solaire and Tarkus!" Canalot -since being dead cured her shyness- yelled.
"I will explain everything in order one I like to read, two the internet is alot of fun to be on by either playing games or going on deadtube -stupid name if you ask me-, and finnaly Tarkus and Solaire are my only friends for the good reason of I hate most people meaning everyone but them!" Jerrick replied angrily.
"I try to be your friend,"
"That's one of the issue's my not in the slightest dear Canalot,"
"Well I'm soorrryyy for trying to be atleast friendly!"
"You should be, you always get in my personal space and I don't particularly like that! Now if you will excuse me I have to spend hours at a time doing heists in Payday 2 goodbye," and with that Jerrick walked away to his comfortable dead people land home to only ever talk to Tarkus, Solaire and whoever he was talking to on the internet for the rest of the eternity.
"Yo narator fuck you I'm not letting the story end like that I love him so I will do whatever it takes!" Canalot yelled to me breaking the fourth wall for the first time so proud.
With this Canalot stormed after him slowly becoming friends with Jerrick -considering there aren't that many people in dead people land to play Payday 2- untill..........
"Did you just friend-zone me?" asked Canalot stunned.
"Yes I did goodbye," Jerrick said leaving Canalot standing there and destroying all of Ashley's dreams of Canalot and Jerrick being together. Also by the way what the actual FUCK kind of ship name is Cerrick Janalot sounds sooooooooooo much better.
The actual final end.
Twist the Marvelous Chester person was the old man from the enchanted items store the entire time. He did it cause he was pissed off at Jerrick for giving him a broken item.
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Into the Abyss
FanfictionThis story takes place after you choose the Dark Lord ending in DarkSouls. Our hero a young annoyed mage with unlimited potential and snazy outfits, must go deep in to the Abyss so he can bring about the age of man