How to Piss Off A Super Soldier. By: Thor Odinson

How to Deal With Hormones. By: The Avengers

"Dude." Tony stated bluntly, "we like hot wings, just calm down alright? We'll have them for dinner if that's what you want." He stated, scoffing and snatching one of the order pamphlets and pulling out his phone.

The soldier blushed and looked at the table, not really wanting to look at anyone. "Sorry... I realize that was a bit commanding..." Steve groaned, resting his elbows on the table and hiding his face in his hands, only to have one torn away by Natasha, "look. Like it or not the next few months are going to revolve around you-" "they might since he's going to be a size of a planet..." Clint grumbled, smirking a bit before he got a sharp female elbow to the spleen.

"Like I was saying..." Natasha practically growled, "these next few months are to be centered around you. If you say jump we'll as how high understood? You shouldn't feel guilty for anything." She stated, making sure he was looking her in the eyes and even resorted to grabbing him by the jaw. "You are growing a god damn life if you want hot wings we'll eat hot wings." She said, letting go of his face and he sheepishly nodded, smiling to himself and looking down at his fidgeting hands.

They actually cared.

"Thanks." He granted quietly, looking up at her and flashing a genuine small smile. He couldn't help but blush a bit around the ears, just the reminder that they actually cared about him... Even though they knew he was a freak (in his own terms) he didn't even think they cared about him before, much less him and a child.

His eyes widened a bit when he felt Thor's lips pressed against his own, "we are here for you my love, all of us." The deep voice rumbled in front of his face. "Right."

About a half hour later three trays of hot wings arrived, and with a small container of Smuckers© placed in front of the blond, the feast began. Steve made the team swear not to tell anyone that he devoured an entire tray all by himself.

In perspective each tray was a foot in diameter.

No one really commented with the exception of Tony (whom always seemed to be the exception) with a sarcastic comment of "are you hungry there Cap?" Which almost ended up with a glass jam jar smashed against the inventors head. After such a comment Steve didn't eat anymore, simply being too embarrassed.

Natasha felt like she gave that whole speech for nothing, because some how, some way, Stark would be able to make Steve feel guilty for feeding the two stomachs he had to fill.

The next month continued on pretty uneventfully, Steve's cravings went from Sweet and Spicy at the same time, to fruit, like a ton of fruit, to some weird Asgardian food Steve could only get by describing in detail how they tasted. Which went something like so:

"I don't know... I want seafood, like fish or shrimp but I also want like cold red meat... Then I also want something really fluffy in texture like eggs or bread, or all of them together!" The rest of the team seemed to look disgusted. "What...?" Clint asked, raising an eyebrow.

"You mean smörgåstårta!" Thor said, smiling proudly as if solving what it was his lover wanted was a game and he just won. This time of course, Steve joined in on the confused, "what...?" From the team. "It is a special type of cake! I will retrieve it for you!" He announced, and before Steve could get up and stop him the god had already bursted into the air to his homeland.

Steve leaned against the wall and groaned softly, rubbing his temples with his middle finger and thumb. The small bump of the god's child was peaking out from underneath his loose t shirt. He was only three months along, and he probably shouldn't have been showing yet. But then again it was a super soldier and a god's child so it was going to be a bit larger than normal babies.

"Your mountain is starting to peak there." Tony commented, chuckling and poking Steve's bump with his pen, snickering to himself. Steve immediate reaction was to check his pants with a red face, (he was wearing sweatpants after all) but then realized the billionaire was talking about the bump and seemed to calm a bit, "I suppose so.." He said with a long prolonged sigh.