10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
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*Looking at fan-art*
Courtney: ''It's that abstract art. That's cute.''
Ian: ''I wouldn't say it's abstract. I mean, I think it's pretty on point.''
Courtney: 'No, well abstract just means like raw.''
Shayne: ''And what's more raw looking than just like, our faces are gone.''
Video: HOW SHAYNE DIED (The Show w/ No Name)
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Olivia: ''So, I thought yesterday was Monday and also the day before that so basically I've been here for three Mondays.''
Flitz: ''You should see a doctor about that. See ya.''
Video: Our Coffee Machine is Racist
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Shayne: ''I'm so thirsty.''
Keith: ''Oh, here's some water.''
Shayne: ''Wow, you're just giving this to me for free?''
Keith: ''Yeah.''
Shayne: ''Wow.'' *Takes out phone* ''Yeah, hi 911.''
Video: TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #9 w/ DAMIEN
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Future Ian: ''Wait!''
Ian: ''Who the hell are you?''
Future Ian: ''I'm you from the future and if Anthony doesn't come back with me right now and instead chooses to make out with that super hot girl, the world as we know it will end!''
Anthony: ''Yeah, I kinda really really wanna make out with her, sooo, yeah I'm just gonna go do that. See you guys later.''
Ian: ''What?''
Future Ian: ''Meh, I totally would've done the same thing.''
Ian: ''Yeah, me too.''
Video: TIME TRAVELING PICKUP MASTER
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Shayne: ''Listen... if you wanna join the pasta party, you are welcome if you are food.''
Video: 27,000 CALORIE OLIVE GARDEN MUKBANG (Squad Vlogs)
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Damien: ''Yes, drink your smoldering hot bean water.''
Shayne: ''Coffee is a soup. Coffee is technically a soup because it's like a bean soup.''
Damien: ''Well, is juice a soup?''
Shayne: ''Yeah?''
Damien: ''Are hotdogs a sandwich?''
Video: THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BENDY
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Mari: ''We have it everyday? Coffee?''
Shayne: ''Lucky charms?''
Matt Raub and Joe: ''Wodka?''
Video: GROSS CANDY CANE TASTE TEST
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Keith: ''I came up with some celebrity baby names for my future children. They have to start with a 'k' because my name starts with a 'k'. So, for my son-''
Shayne: ''Klimax.''
Keith: ''Gimme a break, gimme a break. For my son-''
Noah: ''Klondike.''
Keith: ''For my son-''
Shayne: ''Krippled.''
Keith: ''For my son-''
Noah: ''Kristean.''
Shayne: ''Okay okay, let's hear it.''
Keith: ''For my son-''
Shayne: ''Kock.''
Keith: ''Stop! For my son-''
Noah: ''Krunch.''
Video: WORST CELEBRITY BABY NAMES (The Show w/ No Name)
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Noah: ''Spongebob is my poop dude.''
Video: OUR SPIRIT ANIMALS (The Show w/ No Name)
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Joven: ''I'm gonna kill Flitz in the water. I'm the shark bitch. I'm the great white shark.''
Lasercorn: ''Is this a racial thing?''
Video: GRAND THEFT SMOSH FUNNY MOMENTS 1 (Bonus)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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Weekly Smosh Quotes
FanfictionRelive the funny moments from the Smosh videos with these quotes! I will post 10 quotes from Smosh videos every single week until it gets boring. I might add in some other segments if you'd like. I might also not do that. I don't know. I can't look...
