10 Quotes every single week. Suggest quotes or videos to quote from down below!
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Lasercorn: ''Selena Gomez can eat a pickle dick.''
Video: DISGUSTING FOOD COMBOS w/ LASERCORN (Smosh Winter Games)
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Joven: ''I'm gonna save the prostitute! I'm gonna be a hero! She'll blow me for free!''
Wes: ''She's dead.''
Joven: ''Oh, well then she'll definitely blow me for free.''
Video: GRAND THEFT SMOSH FUNNY MOMENTS 3 (Lost Levels)
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Boze: ''Everyone's sleeping, there's an avalanche coming and you only have time to save 2 people from your team. Who do you save?''
Shayne: ''If you have enough time to save 2 people, you also have enough time to heat up some Top Ramen and then just go.''
Video: BOZE THREATENS SHAYNE'S LIFE?! (The Show w/ No Name - Smosh Winter Games)
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Shayne: ''This co-ed prison is scary.''
Olivia: ''Oh, it's not co-ed.''
Shayne: ''You're a dude?''
Noah: ''Or we're women!''
Video: TERRIBLE PRISON FOODS W/ SHAYNE!
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Sohinki: ''Eat the egg from a happy chicken. It's more delicious. You can taste the happiness of the life that never was.''
Video: SMOSH BREAKFAST FEAST (Bonus)
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Noah: ''You're really against murder.''
Shayne: ''I have decided that murder is not good. I don't think murder is good. I have a hunch that it's not good.''
Video: WOULD YOU RATHER W/ THE SMOSH SQUAD
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Courtney: ''I suddenly became very aware of my hands.''
Video: WE PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Smosh Pit Weekly)
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Shayne: ''What's up all you Rachel's? It's me, Shayne Helena Bonham Carter and I'm here to fill you in on my adventures. If you keep up with me on Twitter, you know that I've been tweeting prezent Dinnal Tremp about what I believe is a lack of his ability to do karate, or really any martial arts. So far I have yet to get a response but in the odd chance that he comes back at me with a straight up karate CHALLENGE, I've been preparing myself both physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly and mentally.''
Video: DONALD TRUMP KARATE SHOWDOWN!
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Joven: ''Sweet monkey pee pee sauce!''
Video: JOVEN GETS WAXED (Raging Bonus Video)
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Shayne: ''Don't let my nuts die Courtney.''
Video: BECOMING LIFEGUARDS FOR A DAY! (Day Jobs)
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Alright people, let me know if you like this book and if I should change anything about the lay-out. See you next week!
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Weekly Smosh Quotes
FanfictionRelive the funny moments from the Smosh videos with these quotes! I will post 10 quotes from Smosh videos every single week until it gets boring. I might add in some other segments if you'd like. I might also not do that. I don't know. I can't look...
